The Reluctant Sissy

I’ve been spending some time with a new friend since I bought my bike, and he’s really helping me. He’s a long time motorcycle owner, and has been nice enough to answer all my questions and explain the basics of maintenance, riding, and even modifications (which I have no intention of doing myself). Last night while in the garage he came right out and asked me if I could give him a makeover!

I looked at him and smiled, and said “OK.”
I guess he didn’t hear me or something so he said; “If you could do this for me I’ll buy you the center stand you want and put it on for you.”

“You don’t have to buy me anything, let’s go inside.”

“You mean, now?”

“Sure now is good.”

“Are you sure, I mean, I, now might not be a good time.”

“OK, lets go inside and discuss it, I’m getting cold.”

He followed me inside and I led him into my spare room. He looked like he was going to faint.

“Do you want to wear something pretty?”

“What? Like what?”

“I don’t know, a dress, or a blouse and skirt?”

“Oh my God”

“Whats the matter?”

“WHATS THE MATTER? WHATS THE MATTER?”

“Yes whats the matter?”

“I can’t do this Teresa, I’m sorry I bothered you.”

“Its no bother, whenever you’re ready you just let me know, OK? We can even take some pictures, would you like that?”

“Oh my God”

“What?”

“I’ve wanted to do this for so long, and, I’m terrified!”

“Of what? No one is going to see you.”

“But I, I, I get, uh, sexually excited by this.”

“Great, we’ll have a ball!”

“But its crazy, look at me. Isn’t it crazy?”

“Listen, I’m not going to play psychologist with you, if you want to dress up as a girl I’ll be happy to help you. You can wear a dress, or a cute nightgown, or maybe just a bra and a pretty top. Then I’ll do your makeup. A little mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow, blush, lipstick, and you can choose a wig. I’ll help you pose, maybe give you some props, and we can take some great pictures.”

“Ohhhhhhhh”

“Are you alright, you look like you’re gonna pass out?”

“I have to go, I’ll order you the center stand.”

“Forget about that, if and when you change your mind just let me know. You’ve really been great teaching me all those things. I can certainly do you a little favor.”

He couldn’t get out of there fast enough it seemed. He actually tripped over the last step and crashed into the door.
“Are you OK?

“Sorry, I have to go, bye. Thanks”

“You’re welcome- take care.”

He sped off like a race car driver and left me scratching my head. Oh well I decided, if he changes his mind and asks me to slap him silly and call him Sally, I’ll let him buy me that stand after all.

Dressing for pleasure-Accessories

A quintessential accessory to your latex wardrobe, these fierce but feminine gloves are seamless and imported from London. Dress any outfit up with a touch of these classy gloves. As comfortable as they are durable, these gloves will uphold their design and integrity even in the most heavy-duty situations.

Accessories are always needed, especially when power washing trucks, working with cement, fishing on the dock of the bay,  roleplay with your mistress, bottom painting your boat, building a fence on your farm, kick boxing, happy hour, or just standing on the corner at midnight.

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Dressing for pleasure-The Sun Dress

A sundress is an informal dress of any shape in a lightweight fabric, most commonly cotton, intended for summer wear. The dress is intended to be worn without a layering top, and the design must therefore cut a balance between modesty and allowing sun exposure. Lilly Pulitzer popularized the sundress in the 1960s.

The sundress provides a feminine look that may be lighter and more comfortable than a skirt and blouse, or another sort of dress. Modern styles can feature very low necklines and short hemlines, but more modest lengths and a variety of patterns are also widely available.

The newest ones include apron looks, embroidered bias cut slips, and full-skirted numbers in pastel cotton twill and more. Cotton is very modest in women’s sun dresses because it allows your body to breathe, yet it is still a very sexy, (but can be a less revealing) look. In the city, women even wear women’s sun dresses to work. So, we know that men prefer women’s sun dresses for their attractive appeal, and designers as well as women also know the practical side of women’s sun dresses.

This is a pleat detail, strappy sun dress from ASOS. Its only $8.62! Of course its out of stock, but its a great example.

You want to wear this without panties at all times. Its cool and guys seem to like that. This baby is mainly used for power washing trucks, and cement work, but feel free to wear it anywhere!

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Dressing for pleasure-The Babydoll Dress

The babydoll dress has gained and lost popularity throughout the years. The shape can either be figure flattering or not very flattering at all, depending on the cut of the dress and the your body shape.

A babydoll dress is a dress where the waistline is positioned higher than where the natural waist is. The typical placement for the waistlines on these dresses ranges from the mid-ribcage region to just below the bust line. The skirt of the dress then falls from there, draping away from the body.

Babydoll dresses also typically involve lace or ruffles, due to their childlike nature. The name of the dress comes from the fact that most toy dolls wear a similar style outfit. This style is also particularly popular in children’s and infant’s clothing. Babydoll dresses also tend to have shorter hemlines than many other types of dresses. Babydoll styles are prevalent in sleepwear and lingerie but have evolved to become daytime wear.

Sound good? This is a Babydoll halter Bra Top dress from Victoria’s Secret. See how happy she is? That’s because this dress is only $78. It has a scoop neck, an empire waist, and it comes in 4 colors.

The Babydoll is the perfect dress to wear at the beach (soon sweetheart, soon), duck hunting, fishing on the dock of the bay, and for roleplay with your mistress. Easy access to your bottom saves time when you’ve been a bad girl.

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Dressing for pleasure-The Shift Dress

A shift dress features straight lines and doesn’t hug the body’s curves or cinch the waist. Although shift dresses can come in various sleeve lengths and hemlines, the classic shift dress is sleeveless, knee-length, and features a high collar or boat neck.

While the shift dress has shown up in fashion periodically throughout the decades, its silhouette is most iconic of the 1960s “mod” look, when it was worn by such public figures as Audrey Hepburn, Mia Farrow, and Twiggy. Some people say that shift dresses flatter any body type, while others argue that their angular cut best suits a thin frame. As shift dresses are characterized by a non-tapered waist, they leaves little room for the hips when fashioned from polyester or other fabrics without elasticity.

The versatility of the shift dress stems from the fact that it is fairly plain, yet sophisticated, and can be layered over or under different garments. In the 1960s, shift dresses were updated with psychedelic flowers and big, bold prints.

In the 1980s, the shift dress style was combined with Jersey material and worn over a shirt, creating a “jumper.” Shift dresses made a comeback in the mid-1990s when business wear became popular, and at this time were most often layered over a turtleneck or t-shirt and worn with knee socks. During the mid-2000s, vintage 1960s fashions returned to the mainstream and shift dresses were once again worn in their original form without a shirt underneath. The shift dress is still associated with timeless style and sophistication, and was worn by First Lady Michelle Obama in the family’s first official portrait in the White House.

This beauty (the dress) is a Michael Kors Stretch Crepe Bouclé Shift Dress, only $1495.00 at Nordstrom. I know, the dresses I’m showing you cost more than you’d like to spend. Would I buy this for that price? NO.
Okay, Yes. But there’s really no reason at all to spend that kind of hard earned money on a dress.

This dress is ideal for bottom painting your boat, building a fence on your farm, and dancing. Yes Dancing! Wear it with no panties and you just might meet a generous friend who’ll take you shopping.

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