I’m sure you have your excuses. If you’re scared to walk into a busy lingerie store in a crowded mall don’t feel bad. You are not alone. This is women’s territory, you don’t belong there. Its unfamiliar, its dangerous, its scary.
A store full of panties, bras, négligées, stockings, corsets, teddies, robes and gowns in all kinds of colors and styles, that’s the last place you want to be right?
Oh, you do want to be there but you don’t want to walk in and say; “Panties Please,” and “These are for me.” I understand.
What about ordering online, there are thousands of places to shop from Amazon to Victoria’s Secret? You simply order with your credit card, wait for the pretty package to arrive, then explain it to the Postman, your significant other, and if its left outside your door for a while to your neighbors. No good? Hmmm, if only there was a way to order with an obscure, unrecognizable company name showing up on your bank statement, and an unmarked package shipped to your house. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Lets say you figure out how to do all that but you still don’t want to explain whats in the package to anyone. Fine, this is why you wear panties in the first place. What are ya, a sissy? Oh yeah.
Did you know that you can rent a Post Office box for the price of a case of beer? Its true, you want the smallest P.O. box they have because the package is not going in there. You get a small card notifying you that a package is waiting to be picked up at your convenience. They usually hold it for several days. Nothing will ever be sent to your home, not even a bill for the box, they put that inside near the end of the 3 or 6 month billing period. Now, what could you do with a special place like this that no one knows about?
Shop. That’s right, now you can shop worry free for everything from lingerie, to sex toys, to magazines and books. Many stores ship their packages in plain, unmarked boxes and bill to a name like I M S COMMUNICATIONS. (If anyone asks its a software company isn’t it?)
I know a special store that specialized in the prettiest, girliest, most feminine lingerie, blouses, skirts, dresses, maids outfits, and costumes that you’ve ever seen. Its called Feminize Me and its for all of you that want something a bit different then an average pair of panties and a nightgown.
Now you have no excuses at all not to fill your dresser with beautiful, silky, satin panties. Don’t want to put them in your dresser drawer where there’s a million in one chance that someone might see them? Alright then, you’ll find the perfect hiding place with a book called ‘How To Hide Anything’ that you can have shipped to your new P.O. box. Listen, if drug dealers and gun smugglers can hide billions of dollars worth of contraband I’m pretty sure you can find somewhere to stash your underwear.
If not these Stripes Satin Panties then the Bambi Lace Covered Pink Satin Panties. If not the Satin Micro Dolly then the Sweet Dreams Babydoll. And if not now, when?
*To all the crossdressers that have big enough balls to go shopping in public, congratulations. Now be a good girl and help your friends who are not as brave (or have smaller balls).
Its Saturday. You’ve mowed the lawn front and back, fixed the deck, emptied the dishwasher and now you finally get to relax. You jump in the shower and the cool water feels great on your aching muscles.
“I wonder what time Debbie will be home from her Mothers,” you ask yourself as you realize that you’re lathering up your crotch area a bit too enthusiastically. “I bet I have almost 3 hours to try on my new pink Pandora satin pantaloons and do a little prancing.”
You put on some music and decide to go for it, you worked hard all morning and deserve something special. After all, it is your day off. All of a sudden an old song comes on the radio-Its Boogie Oogie Oogie. Your favorite disco number from the late seventies!
“This has got to be a sign, oh yeah,” and you begin to boogie around your bedroom as you get dressed.
If you’re thinkin’ you’re too cool to boogie. Boy oh boy have I got news for you. Everybody here tonight must boogie. Let me tell ya’ you are no exception to the rule…
You’re really getting into it, this is what makes working hard all week worthwhile. Slipping on the shiny pink satin lingerie you smile and continue singing along. Life is good.
Get on up on the floor. Cuz we’re gonna boogie oogie oogie till you just can’t boogie no more-boogie. Boogie no more. You can’t boogie no more-boogie.
“I see you finished the lawn already, you’re the best honey,” but you don’t hear your wife because you’re wearing your new pantaloons and dancing to the music with complete abandon.
“Did you get to fix the deck too Bob?….OH-MY-GOD. You’re wearing panties!”
“No Debbie they’re pantaloons.”
“Oh My God you’re a sissy. Where did you get those panties?”
“They’re pantaloons, and I just bought them from Feminize Me. Its a really cool sissy store.”
“A sissy store, your mean you’re a sissy?”
“Yes, I may have neglected to tell you that sweetheart.”
“But Bob-we’ve been married 12 years!”
“Must have slipped my mind. Hey Deb, remember this song?”
“I don’t give a flying rats ass, you’re a friggin panty wearing sissy!”
“A pantaloon wearing sissy Deb.”
Well, that’s about all she can handle and she passes out on the bed. “Go ahead Debbie, you take a nice nap and we’ll talk about this later. Now where was I?”
Listen to the music and let your body flow. The sooner we begin the longer we’ve got to groove.
“Oh man do I miss those disco days”
Get down, boogie oogie oogie, Get down, boogie oogie oogie, Get down, boogie oogie oogie..
I think it was Nixon that said “Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.” Maybe it was my lawn guy, I don’t really remember. But if you want to find a woman to dress you up and play with you, a plan is needed. I have such a plan.
This will take some effort on your part, but it will be fun I promise. Its simple really, you are going to accidentally on purpose show a woman that you’re wearing panties. But you’re going to do it in a very classy, creative, and well orchestrated way.
The Plan: You wear a pair of panties under your jeans or shorts, then go shopping. Simple right? And to make it even easier, you’re shopping for food in a large supermarket. You’re just going to wear your panties instead of your regular underwear and talk to women who are shopping in the same isle.
The Setup: You have a shopping list in your pocket. Make it up, I suggest small things like soup, tomato sauce, and yogurt, things like that. You casually browse the store until you find a woman you’d like to meet. Then, you go over to where she’s shopping and ask a question about a product.
The Move: This is where it gets creative. As you and your new friend are talking about clam chowder, you pull out your shopping list to remind yourself of the brand you wanted, and oops-the list falls to the floor.
(You may want to practice this move at home. Make it look natural.)
Keep talking, bend over and pick up your shopping list. You’ll want to pull your panties up a bit higher before bending over. Not wedgie high, but just enough to make them visible as your shirt creeps up a little. That’s it! OK, that’s not it but if you get this far you’ve already achieved your goal. Now what?
You may be wondering if she actually saw your panties showing. Believe me she did. Women will look at a guys butt 9 out of 10 times just because that’s what we like to do. You’ll be able to tell from her face what to do next.
The Next Step: Do not go too excited just because a woman knows you’re wearing panties, many women will just chuckle and continue to help you find a the best soup with the lowest Sodium. Its all about her reaction.
Reaction 1: “Oh, you’re wearing women’s panties, isn’t that cute!”
Reaction 2: “Nice panties! What kind are those?”
Reaction 3: “Get away from me!”
Listen, no plan is perfect and you’ll probably get other reactions as well. Some women may ignore your panty clad butt completely much to your dismay, but it will help you with the next one.
Your goal is to find the right woman for you, just like in any relationship. You want to look into her eyes and see fire. She likes the idea of a man in panties, you can tell by her smile. There will be no need to explain that you want to be transformed into a feminine little plaything for her amusement, she already knows. You’ll buy that clam chowder and start a new life with her. After dinner you’ll look over and whisper: Feminize Me, and it will happen…
One day a long time ago you discovered the pleasure of wearing panties. Maybe it was after a game of baseball with your friends, or a long bicycle ride. You didn’t plan it, it just happened.
There they were just sitting there looking all pretty and feminine. “I think I’ll try those panties on” you said to yourself, so you did and your life was never the same. You knew immediately that wearing panties made you feel fantastic. You didn’t know exactly why, and probably felt a little confused and guilty about it but there was no turning back.
Years later you may still not know exactly why you love to wear panties, and may still feel confused and guilty about it, but this is something you love to do and it gives you a tremendous amount of pleasure.
After panties you most likely progressed to nightgowns, because they were often in the same place. The hamper, laundry room, or maybe in someones dresser drawer. From there you explored wearing stockings and pantyhose, bras and slips, blouses, skirts, dresses, bathing suits, and anything else soft and feminine that you could try on when no one was home.
As you got older wearing panties became a slightly different experience, a highly erotic one, and you began touching yourself though the lacy, silky fabric. You would think about being a girl with beautiful firm breasts and you would masturbate to a tremendous, explosive orgasm.
But wait, those weren’t your panties to play with. You couldn’t just jerk off into someone else panties and pretend it never happened, or could you? Did you end up stealing those panties and hiding them? Maybe you discovered that the pretty panties hanging on your neighbors clothesline were there for the taking, almost calling out to you. Or the panties helplessly spinning around in the dryer of your apartment building. Those women would never know right?
Even though wearing panties that weren’t yours was a big turn on for you, it was dangerous and you may not have found enough panties in your size, or the special, ultra feminine panties that you dreamed about. But that was then and this is now.
You can still go out on a warm summer night and steal lingerie from your neighbors clothesline. Maybe the house is filled with beautiful, slightly drunk, lesbian makeup artists and hairdressers. They might just catch you getting greedy and going for the bikini set right near the back door, when BAM!
The door smashes open and they all rush out and tackle you, shoving panties in your mouth and tying your hands with the bikini top hanging out of your pocket. They are incredibly strong, and you realize that you’re completely powerless. “Lets teach him a lesson-Lets dress him up as a girl!”
Or they might simply call Big Jim, the 6 foot 5 bodybuilder that owns the house, who beats you to death then calls the cops. Panty stealing is a risky business.
But what other choice do you have? You need your panties!