A package for your package

Some of you may laugh, but I get a lot of emails asking me how you can buy panties and lingerie without anyone knowing. OK then, so you’re afraid to walk into a crowded Victoria’s Secret and ask for panties, no biggie. Most men get all embarrassed in lingerie stores even if they’re not going to wear the stuff themselves. So now what?

What about ordering online and having it shipped to your house or apartment? I know, you’re worried about your neighbors or your beautiful mail carrier Suzie asking you questions. That’s your first mistake, because maybe she likes to dress boys up as girls, but you’ll never know because you’re frightened.

The answer is easier than you think. The Post Office. You can get a Post Office box with no hassle at all and have things shipped there. The bill isn’t even sent to your house because they just leave it in the box when its time to renew. Piece of cake.

Now for those of you unfamiliar with the whole thing, you want to get the smallest box you can. I know what you’re thinking; How will a package fit in that tiny box, there’s barely room for a few letters?

This is how it works. Your unmarked package is sent to the Post Office. Then they simply put a small card in your box telling you that its arrived. All you have to do now is show the teller your card and they hand you your package. They don’t have time to ask you what’s in there or really care.

Lets say you want to order a whole bunch of stuff. Panties, slips, stockings, breast forms, a wig, and an adorable dress. Is that going to be a problem when you go to pick everything up? Not at all, stop being such a scaredy cat. They’ll ask one of their helpers to get a hand truck and help bring everything right to your car. She might even become your new friend.

In this case its Sandy from UPS. She’s on her way out and offers to give you a hand. Awesome right? Now Sandy isn’t your average girl, she’s not only gorgeous but has all kinds of kinky ideas.

Once she’s finished helping you pack your trunk with your goodies, she might even ask what you bought. Whether you tell her is up to you. You can make something up and possibly miss yet another chance, or you can casually mention one of the things you got.

Casually, as in: “Well Sandy, I bought 3 pairs of Naughty Satin Panties with a rear hole.”

“Cool!, she says with a smile. You mean like for anal sex with your panties on?”

Tip: try not to faint at this point, just make sure you get her phone number.