That’s right sissies, 5 dollar MP3s.
Butt wait-are all MP3s 5 dollars?
Butt wait-are any of them less than 5 dollars?
Are there other sales, discounts, and coupon codes?
Lingerie Shopping Made Easy is 11 minutes of confidence building and inspiration, and its only $4.95 right now.
If you use the coupon code LIPSTICK you can take another 10% off, making it almost free (well, a hell of a lot less then the new bras you’ll be buying at Victoria’s Secret).
I have a Twofer Sale: 2 MP3s for one ridiculously low price, 4 different full length MP3s at 50% off, The Blue Plate Special 6 MP3 Set, and another sale I hate to even talk about.
OK, you forced it out of me. If you want to pay by money order you can use all sales, specials, and coupon codes and take another 20% off on top of everything.
TWENTY PERCENT MORE OFF A 50 PERCENT SALE WITH A 10 PERCENT COUPON CODE?
What am I fucking crazy?
Yes-crazy like a rock!
Wait, that didn’t come out right. Dammit.