The Truth About Men In Mini Skirts

I’ll get right to the point. The truth is that it can be very dangerous.

Lets use this PVC Minx Micro Skirt as an example. The description says that if your wear it you will stop traffic. Now think about this for a minute.

Maybe you decide to take a walk to the store for some bananas. You put on your favorite panties, a great blouse, this skirt and a pair of fabulous heels.

You feel great, you look great, and you’re strutting your stuff without a care in the world. Then you come to an intersection and what happens? Do you actually stop traffic?

NO! Traffic doesn’t just stop. One guy pulls over to say hello, and before you can even answer 20 other cars smash right into him. Its a disaster! And guess whose fault it is? Yours.

Now if you didn’t think this through, don’t stand around and wait for the cops. Get your pretty little ass home and change into a dress. The last thing you want is to be dragged into jail and put in a crowded cell with all kinds of horny men.

A skirt like this is best for entertaining friends at home. If you really want to wear it out to a club take a limo and have them drop you off at the door.

Its one thing to know you look so hot you can stop traffic, and another thing to actually try it.

PVC Minx Micro Skirt from http://www.feminizeme.com

Hey honey, wanna dress up as a girl this Halloween?

“Whats that, you want me to dress up as a girl? Oh I don’t know….”

You casually leave the room and promise to think it over. “I’m going to take a quick ride to the store for some, uh…milk.”

As soon as you get a block away you check your rear view mirror and scream YIPPEE! YES-YES-YES!

But you realize you have to be calm about this, you have to pretend this hasn’t been a dream of yours since age 7.

So with a complete plan in mind you go home to discuss this further. Walking into the living room you realize that you forgot the milk, but that doesn’t matter.

“You know babe I was thinking, and I guess I can dress up as a girl this year. But nothing crazy, maybe I could wear some kind of pants, and a long sleeve shirt or something. This way I wouldn’t have to shave my legs which would just be weird.”

“OK, I’m in the middle of Sell This House so lets talk about it later.”

Well you kind of blew it by being so cautious, but this holiday can still be saved. If you shop carefully you just might be able to find a very feminine set. Maybe something with a matching see-through blouse that has a satin collar, and satin panels down the front, and vintage style trousers in soft shiny satin with a high waist and front zipper.

Maybe this Garbo Blouse and Lounge Pants!

Garbo Blouse and Lounge Pants!

Of course you’ll also get a fantastic bra and breast forms, soft, silky, satin panties, a wig, stockings and heels.

She’ll do your nails in the brightest red you’ve ever seen, and apply more makeup than she’s used in a month.

Tip: try your best not to giggle like a schoolgirl until after you leave the house.

So you like to dress up as a girl?

Great! Whatever makes you happy. But what about makeup? Do you know your foundation from your concealer?

And what about a trained makeup artist helping you every step of the way, sound good?

Not only that, but she can help you pick out the right lingerie, wig, dress, and accessories. And if that isn’t enough, she’ll take pictures of you all dressed up to show your friends at the hunting lodge this winter!

OK, OK, calm down, its not me this time. What I’m suggesting is a professional transformation salon.

Yes I know, you’re still trying to get up the nerve to go buy panties from Walmart. But this is different.

First of all, its private. They cater to cross dressers and understand your privacy and worries. Second of all, they have heels in your size-lots of them! And bras, and breast forms, stockings, slips, skirts, blouses, dresses, wigs, and pretty jewelery to complete your look.

After the makeover they help you change and remove the makeup (such a shame) and you can go home as if you just finished a round of golf.

Prices are not as high as you may think for all this, and some have hotel accommodations nearby if you want to make a weekend out of it.

“But Teresa, I don’t think there’s one near me”

DON’T BE A SISSY! Oh yea.

Here’s a short list but they are many more if you search Google. Look at the before and after pictures and their services. Think about it. You can dream about being caught and feminized, or maybe FINALLY going all out on Halloween, but that’s only once a year and most likely you’ll chicken out again and go as a pirate.

Life is short boys, some people go skydiving or ride around the world on a motorcycle. All you want for your adventure is to put on some pretty clothes and see just how cute the girls can make you.

GO FOR IT!

1-Femme Fever Long Island

2-Le Femme Finishing School New Jersey

3-My Changing Room Boston, Massachusetts

4-Dress Me Up The U.K

5-Over The Rainbow Portland, Oregon

There’s even a cruise if you’re looking for something really special: En Femme Getaway-October 30 – November 4th

Thats not a guy!

Some of you have commented that several of the pictures I post are not men dressed up but real women. I’ve thought long and hard about a response to this and here it is:

DUH!

First of all, the pictures people have shared with me and ones I’ve taken of friends are private and will remain that way.

Second of all, to be honest not all guys look gorgeous in a dress and makeup. There-I said it. Often I’ll put up a picture that’s a representation of a particular fetish. I want to inspire you and make you feel good about your fantasy. If its to be taken to a beauty salon for a makeover, I may show a beautiful woman getting her hair done rather than a guy having his back hair shaved (Joy).

You want to see a very sexy boy all prettied up? This is my friend (hopefully) Plastic Martyr. He is a 20 year old male model living in Beverly Hills, California.

From his Model Mayhem page:  “I am male, but obviously do not look it. I am a rare breed to say the least, I believe that gender and fashion should have NO boundaries.”

And this is one of my favorite pictures. You can see more at: www.modelmayhem.com and www.plasticmartyr.com

So you wanna buy a wig?

I know what you’re thinking.

“What kind of wig do I want? What color should I buy? What’s the difference between synthetic and real hair? How much is a good wig?”

Just Google How to buy a wig and do some research. Then go shopping, easy as that. Beauty Trends has been around for a long time and have a tremendous variety of colors, cuts, and styles. This one is made by Revlon. It comes in a lot of colors and shades and has adjustable Velcro tabs for a good fit. Blonds don’t always have more fun, but its worth a shot. Have fun!

Click on the babe to go to Beauty Trends. Leave yourself a few hours, there is a lot to choose from.