Lift with your legs, not your back. Most trannies are heavier than they look.
Since I had a copy of Photomatix Essentials I thought I’d play around with HDR this morning. Using three or more photos, the software optimizes the highlights and shadows. Its pretty good and it may be free now (my copy came with a magazine), but its much better to wait for great light.
Note: sometimes you can wait for hours…
I saw the Elvis Lingerie Collection at Honey Birdette, and it’s beautiful. This model is wearing the Elvis Hotpant, which unfortunately is out of stock.
“Elvis is everywhere, man! He’s in everything. He’s in everybody.” Mojo Nixon
Are you a man or a mouse? You don’t have to decide now, but consider the ever popular sexy mouse costume for men.
According to the website I found this on, you can craft your costume using accessories and pieces of clothing that you already have in your closet. This mouse kit includes an ear headband, pink bow tie, and long tail.
Now all you need is a cute crop top, T-shirt bra, frilly panties, and a tutu, which you probably already have in your closet.
You will also need a wig, makeup, and mouse shoes. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Mouse shoes, where am I going to get mouse shoes? Do they even make such a thing?”
Yes they do. Just search Mouse Shoes and you will find everything from sneakers to flats to very high heels. All you have to do is find them in your size.
So you want to dress like a bunny but can’t find the right outfit. Start with this black bodysuit and headband. One size supposedly fits all, but as with everything in life there are exceptions.
There is a website called Katie & Laura’s Fancy Satin Panty Store that I think you’ll really enjoy. They have satin panties of course, as well as photo galleries and videos.
Mission statement: “We want everyone to say, I Love my Panties! All shoppers are welcome here and we will work hard to be your Panty Girls. Male Panty Shoppers may want to see our guide for Men.
Our male customers are just some of the sweetest people we know, and we wish them all the Love and Happiness they deserve. Being accepted is so very important, and we absolutely accept and embrace you as someone who appreciates the Loveliest parts of life.”
So to recap, they have fancy satin panties, photo galleries, Katie and Laura’s little guide for men wearing women’s panties, and a Love My Panties Guarantee.
Adziana Crossita (possibly not his real name) is from Perth, Australia and he is absolutely adorable. This is his mission statement:
“I’m just a happy go lucky girly boy that loves all things feminine and also blokey stuff too. I’ve had no surgery or hormones, and live my daily life as a man.”
He may or may not be a sissy but that’s his business. When you look this cute all dressed up you can be anything you want to be. As a matter of fact, anyone can be anything they want to be at any time. Write that down.
Maybe not so extreme but extremely cool. I took this photo of the steam engine at the Strasburg railroad station. RAW file converted in Lightroom with the B&W Creative-Antique Light preset, then resized in Photoshop. Seems like a lot of work doesn’t it?
A neighbor in St. Roch New Orleans caught a man dressed as a woman defecating on her steps Wednesday morning.
“Someone comes here almost every morning and poops!,” said the woman, who did not want to be identified. She said it’s happened over a dozen times in the last month, and she thought it must be the same person over and over again.
“They’re very big, about 6 feet 1 inches and muscular,” she said. “I’ve seen three different wigs and tight pants, a variety of tops and a big bag.”
I was looking forward to the Flea market/craft show that was scheduled to be held today on the Columbia-Wrightsville Bridge. Due to rain it was postponed until Saturday October 15th.
With nothing to do and all day to do it, we took a ride to Lake Clarke. Lots of sailboats, kayaks and canoes out despite the weather. On the way home I noticed an interesting statue overlooking the water.
“Go back I wanna take a picture.”
“It’s just a statue Teresa. And besides, it’s private property.
“Just a statue? It’s a statue of a half naked man holding a spear (trident). And that man is a Greek God!”
Yes, yes, it’s King Neptune, but the light is bad and it’s raining. You’re really a bit obsessed with photography aren’t you?
“It’s my hobby and it gives me pleasure. Have I ever asked you why you like to dress up as a girl and prance around the house?”
“Well yes, yes you have. And I don’t prance, it’s more like……ok, I prance. Hey, after this do you want to run across the bridge naked?”
Ten minutes and 20 pictures later we left and headed home. He was right of course, the light wasn’t good and it was just a statue. But one day down the road, when my doctor sits me down and tells me I only have 10 years left to live, I’ll probably look back on my life and wish I did more.
I’ll probably wish I took off my clothes and ran across that bridge with a good friend, not worrying about the rain or getting arrested. Its only life after all.
This beauty is the Favorite Things Whisky Embroidered Sheer Tank from Dottie’s Delights, modeled by Gia Geneiveve.
Available in a bright fire engine red sheer with red trim and pink accents, or a bubblegum pink sheer with mint green accents. Panties, lipstick, and gum are not included.
If you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time consider prancing. Nine out of ten men can prance like a doe if sufficiently motivated.
“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” Charles Bukowski
“Dip me in shit and roll me in crackers.” Teresa Bowers
The internet is full of photos of crossdressers, transvestites and sissies, most blurry and badly lit. Don’t be that guy.
Think composition, color, light, and probably most important, use a tripod and self timer. Or ask someone to take your picture while you concentrate on your pose. Consider asking the girls next door, and if you really can’t find anyone else, order a pizza and ask the delivery boy. Tip well.
Note: the tip does not necessarily have to be money. Use your imagination.
Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.
Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.
Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.
Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.
So I’m riding around the back roads of Lancaster this morning looking for an old bicycle sign I remember seeing several years ago. After what seemed like an hour but was probably only 20 minutes, I finally found it. I don’t remember where it is exactly but if you want to see it just Google Weaver’s Bike Shop in Ephrata, PA.
An Amish woman on a bicycle rode by and gave me a really angry look, so I shot her (with my camera). My guess is that she was jealous that she had to pedal her old bike up and down the hills while I could do it on a motorcycle.
You can click on the thumbnail for a larger pic but you won’t be able to see her expression. Maybe that’s just how she normally looks. Maybe there’s something funny on the farm, who knows. Next time we’ll chat.
A wise man once said something I’ve always found to be true:
“I don’t want a pickle, I just want to ride on my motor-cicle. And I don’t want a tickle, I’d rather ride on my motor-cicle. And I don’t want to die-I just want to ride on my motor-cy-cle”
But I also believe in being prepared for sudden cravings. It’s brain food you know?
Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Caine: Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?
This little guy was only about two inches long, just like many of you.
August 29, 2016 8:31 am.Sony RX100. ISO 125. f/5.6. 1/640 sec.
This morning I did what I do every Sunday, take a quick shower and hop on my motorcycle. After a tremendous amount of iced coffee I decided to head down to the Conowingo Dam in Maryland.
This time of year there are very few bald eagles but plenty of weird turkey vultures. Do they eat only turkey you might ask? No, they eat cars! Click on the thumbnail to see the angry birds in all their glory. You can see part of the dam in the background.
These angry birds eat rubber and plastic for some reason, favoring car bumpers, windshield wipers, and if you’re not careful your motorcycle seat and gloves. One guy had a tarp over his truck near the hiking trail, but the others are going to have a very unpleasant surprise when they come back to the parking lot.
I headed up the hill and down to nearby Susquehanna State Park. There I saw something fabulous-a giant penis statue made of stone and brick. Click on the thumbnail to see a sharper shot.
Much to my surprise, this is actually not a giant penis statue at all. This is the Stafford Flint Furnace and is all that remains of the once thriving town of Stafford.
It just goes to show that nothing is what it seems. For example, on the way home I saw what I was sure were piles of leaves and stakes set up to burn witches. It turns out that they are really Amish tobacco plants drying in the sun, waiting for the farmers to get back to the fields tomorrow. Click on the thumbnail to see a better shot.
Although I’m glad I discovered that truth is not always stranger than fiction, I was a little disappointed that there would be no witch burning. You rarely see that these days.
No, Candy wasn’t like the other boys at all. He did his own laundry.
Man may work from sun to sun, but a woman’s work is never done.