The Creative Crossdresser

It’s been said that if you teach a crossdresser photography, he will dress up and take thousands of pictures of himself. But teach that same crossdresser image processing, and he will never leave the house. This, like most proverbs is only partially true.

The truth is that most of your photos may look the same after a while, but you can very easily create a portfolio that shows your creative side along with your feminine side.

I made very simple adjustments to this photo of Candy using Lightroom presets. Open your favorite image, click a preset and save. Yes, he had his makeup professionally done and was shot by a photographer in great light, but not everyone has that opportunity.

If you don’t have Lightroom or Photoshop you can use one of the many free online image editors. This is the original shot I call Man About Town.

Man About Town

Man About Town

Now lets say this man about town feels this look is a bit too formal, he wants something a bit more gritty. So by using one of the Edge presets his photo gets a somewhat harder, rougher look. Lets call this one Rough Boy.

Rough Boy

Rough Boy

Probably one of the most popular image processing techniques is to convert to black and white. This is also very good for those photos you take in less than ideal light, such as your bathroom. Lets call this one 20th Century Man.

20th Century Man

20th Century Man

Sweet right? And these are only three examples of the many ways you can be creative. Just keep in mind the words of The Kinks song 20th Century Man:

My mama says she can’t understand me, she can’t see my motivation. Ain’t got no security, I’m a twentieth century man but I don’t wanna be here.

Note: this only applies if you still live with your mother.

In Search Of Snowdrops

(Both images shot with my Sony RX100, RAW, ISO 125, Aperture Priority f/4, and gently processed In Lightroom and Photoshop)

I looked under chairs, I looked under tables. I’m tryin to find the key, to fifty million fables. They call me the seeker, I been searchin low and high. I wont get to get what I’m after, till the day I die.

Snowdrops Sought

Snowdrops Sought

I learned to raise my voice in anger, yeah but look at my face ain’t this a smile? I’m happy when life’s good, and when its bad I cry, I got values but I don’t know how or why.

Snowdrops Found

Snowdrops Found

I’m lookin for me, you’re lookin for you. We’re lookin at each other and we don’t know what to do. They call me the seeker, I been searchin low and high.

I wont get to get what I’m after, till the day I die.

The Secret – Lilliput and Felix

Lilliput & Felix is a new swimwear site launched in February 2015. And they have a secret just like Victoria. See if this sounds like something you might like:

“Lilliput & Felix women are confident dreamers, aesthetes and travelers for whom style and elegance is a way of being. Chic international voyagers who feel at home on any beach, yacht or poolside, but never lose their innate sense of playfulness or their love of life. The L&F woman doesn’t seek to be the center of attention, but she turns heads wherever she globetrots; enjoying life to the full in all its beauty, the world is her playground and effortless style is a given.”

So the question you have to ask yourself is: are you a Lilliput & Felix woman?

Lilliput & Felix Luxury Swimwear

Lilliput & Felix

Lilliput & Felix

Miss Teresa’s Beauty School

From now on you’re going to be just like the other girls. You’ll dress like them, walk like them, talk, and act like them. I need you to be quite sure about this since it will be my job to help you learn your new role.

Are you willing to do everything I say? Are you sure?

OK then, Welcome to Miss Teresa’s beauty school and from now on you will be known as Princess. You will answer to that name from now on, and when I ask you a question you will say: “Yes Miss Teresa,” Is that clear?

Alright then. I want to take some before pictures so everyone can see the dramatic transformation you’ll be going through. Who do I mean by everyone? Well, your boss, and your coworkers, and anyone else we care to show them to. If you want to change your mind this is your last chance, otherwise don’t ask me any more stupid questions like that.

From now on Princess, you are mine…

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Miss Teresas Beauty School

Miss Teresa’s Beauty School

The Panty Trap

A friend of mine sent me this photo of his neighbors house today and asked what I think he should do.

In his own words: “Her panties are right there Teresa, almost begging me to take them. Not even in the backyard but in the front a few feet from the road. I think I’m going to go out late tonight with my dog and take them all. What do you think?”

The Panty Trap

The Panty Trap

First of all I told him he might consider taking pictures of something else, maybe a sunset. But more important, I think its a trap. You can almost picture the girls sitting inside, watching, waiting for someone to steal their lingerie. Its probably happened before and they are sick and tired of it. This time someone is going to pay.

Many of you will face a similar dilemma, whether its panties, nightgowns, or as you will see very soon, bikinis and swimsuits. Just keep in mind that even though you have a fantasy where things go a certain way, you never know what might actually happen.

Dani from Trannies In Trouble

Dani from Trannies In Trouble

Prom Boys-Prom Girls

Good news boys, PromGirl now has a beautiful Disney Cinderella Forever Enchanted Keepsake Gown just waiting for you.

From the website: “This Cinderella prom dress was designed with a two-toned layered tulle skirt that is fabulous and full, with radiant sequins scattered throughout to add the perfect touch of sparkle. With or without your glass slippers, you’re sure to be the belle of the ball in this magnificent Disney Forever Enchanted Cinderella gown available exclusively at PromGirl.”

The bad news is that its very hard to find glass slippers.

To find your correct dress size follow these simple steps:

  1. Go to a local boutique or dress shop that sells prom gowns.
  2. Have them measure your bust, waist and hips.
  3. Try on as many gowns as possible.
  4. Avoid prancing in the store, they frown on that.
Disney Cinderella Forever Enchanted Keepsake Gown
Disney Cinderella Forever Enchanted Keepsake Gown

Men In Lipstick-Girl Time

Well hello there, it’s so nice to finally meet you in person. Come in, come in.

I feel like I know you from all your e-mails, the pictures you sent me, and the conversations we’ve been having. It seems like I know almost everything about you.

But most important, I know how much you like to dress up as a girl. And today, your dream is finally going to come true.

Are you excited, nervous, a little scared? All of them? Oh come on now, there’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s just you and me today and we’re going to have a ball together…

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An Afternoon with Miss Teresa

An Afternoon with Miss Teresa

Don’t Be A Pussy

I put on long cotton underwear, socks, jeans, an old gray sweatshirt, boots, a heavy jacket and no makeup. This may not sound like a thrilling outfit to you, but I went out to ride my motorcycle for the first time in about two months.

She started right up, we went out for about an hour and it was fantastic. But I spent quite a while deciding if I should put it off for another day.

I was worried that the gas might have gone bad, the battery might be dead, there might be too much ice and snow on the roads, and several other things that might go wrong. As foolish as I knew these things were, for some reason it seemed like a big hassle and something to avoid dealing with today.

But a little voice inside my head said something that really helped. It said: “DON’T BE A PUSSY-GET ON THAT BIKE AND GO FOR A RIDE!”

There will always be reasons to put off doing what you really want to do, real reasons and imaginary reasons. As Ted Simon once said about motorcycle travel: “I am learning that it is remarkably easy to do things, and much more frightening to contemplate them.” This is true of everything from going on a diet to going across the world on a Triumph Tiger 100.

I didn’t bring my camera today because I was too busy arguing with myself, so here is a photo I took back in June 2013. Yes, that is a motorcycle pussy.

Motorcycle Pussy guarding my Suzuki DR 650

Motorcycle Pussy guarding my Suzuki DR 650