Sit On It!

So you’ve been thinking putting about things in your ass, right? Come on, you can admit it.

Its OK, a lot of people like that. But you’re just not sure if it will hurt, and exactly how it will feel. Fear no more, because once again I’m here to help you.

I’m talking about The Rude Boys, and they’re more fun than a gaggle of hamsters.

You don’t want to jump into this without research, statistics, measurements, and a schematic. So here you go:

Say Hello to The BOYS! These P-spot pleasure demons stimulate the prostate and perineum simultaneously. Their unique curved design enables hands-free use. Just insert, sit, rock, enjoy. Made from soft, flexible medical grade silicone, with a classy chrome tip, these innovative anal toys are powered by RO-80mm bullet vibes.

The Boys do come with one warning: intense ejaculation ahead.

Rude Boy:
Length of outer curve, Base to Tip: 11 inches
Length of inner curve, Base to Tip: 7 inches
Insertable length: 6 inches (outer curve), 4 ½ inches (inner curve)
Circumference: 3 ½ inches
Circumference of Vibrational Base: 5 ½ inches

“Where’s the schematic Miss Teresa? We need a schematic.”

This is as close as I could find, but I think you’ll get the picture:

They also come in red to match your favorite panties. There is the Rude Boy, The Naughty Boy, and The Bad Boy, and they all want to play with you.

Go take a look!

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