About a week back

Back pain is so common that it affects up to 90% of people at some point in their lifetime. Now, if you are among the 10% that have never experienced this consider yourself very lucky.

There are many causes of back pain and much of it can be blamed on our lifestyle. Most of you sit all day at work, then sit some more on the drive home, then sit down to dinner, then sit on the couch and watch TV.

In the caveman days you were out hunting, fighting giant dinosaurs and clubbing women over the head so you were much more fit. But now the dinosaurs are gone, many women frown of being clubbed, and if you do hunt you probably sit in a tree stand and watch Ted Nugent on a portable TV while waiting for poor Bambi to become your next meal.

What to do, what to do? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but they make special garments to improve your posture and help relieve back pain. You’ll walk taller, feel better, and your friends will wonder why you seem like a new person.

What do these special garments look like Miss Teresa? Are they soft and silky? Can I wear them under my normal clothes without everyone knowing? Do they come in different colors to match my work shirts? 

Oh yes. They’re made of soft satin, they come in 15 different colors, and will not only improve your posture but your whole outlook on life.

Tip: if anyone asks, this is not a corset. It’s a special garment to help a medical condition. The fact that its gorgeous, made in shiny, soft satin, and trimmed in lace is just because women make them and they want you to feel as pretty as they do.

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