Jerry wasn’t like the other boys at all, Jerry was different.
The other boys wanted to wear my panties, nightgowns, blouses and skirts. But Jerry had a thing for hats, big hats.
He used to say: “NO PLEASE-DON’T MAKE ME WEAR YOUR HAT! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT A HAT!”
Which is very close to what the others would say so I figured why not?