Back by popular request, I give you The Sissy Alphabet MP3. Written and illustrated by Dov Sherman on Deviant Art.
A is for Absinthe, a real Micky Finn
B is for bondage, so we can begin
C is for corset, the shape that we fancy!
D is for dainty, like silky, lace, panties
E is for earrings, now piercing your ears
F is for fasten your padded brassiere
G is for glue so your wig will stay put!
H is for heels which we locked on each foot
I is for inches, 48 fill your cups!
J is for Jiggle, now try to keep up
K is for Kisses you’ll give to the boys!
L is for Love because you’re my love-toy!
M is for Makeup, well slather it on!
N is for Nails which are bright, red, and long
O is Obey, or else you’ll get hurt!
P is for Petticoats, under your skirt
Q is for Quiver! You whimpering swine!
R is Revenge, which is finally mine!
S is for Sissy, now that’s what you are!
T is for trunk, where you’ll ride in the car
U is for Urges, which you’ll satisfy
V is Virginity – Kiss it goodbye!
W is for Web-cam, now everyone knows!
X is the rating we gave to your show
Y is for Yelling, which well stop with tape
Z is for Zero, the chance you’ll escape