Thanksgiving means different things to everyone, but for most of us it means a lot of food. Everyone else is stuffing themselves, so you figure why not?
Then after the company finally leaves and you have some alone time, you put on your favorite lingerie and dress. You feel great and you look great so you saunter over to the full length mirror to blow yourself some kisses and practice posing.
Oh-oh, where did those extra 10 pounds come from? Now you’re depressed and spend the rest of the day in bed sulking.
Butt wait-there is a very simple solution: Shapewear.
This is the Miraclesuit by Miraclebody. Their logo is that you can look 10 pounds lighter in 10 seconds. 10 seconds!
But if you’re like most guys that’s a bit optimistic. By the time you lock all the doors, pull down the blinds, and get your things out from that secret hiding place a good half hour has gone by. Then you probably fondle your Miraclesuit for a few minutes, and take your time putting it on. It’s alright sweetie, enjoy yourself.
Slowly pull it up all the way, loving the soft fabric and the way it clings to your body.
Now put on that same dress and take a look. It’s a miracle! You actually look 10 pounds lighter.
Sweet huh? It comes in small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large for those of you that finished the pie.
The Miraclesuit Luxurious Lace Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer comes in Nude or Black, but of course you’ll want to get both.
Just imagine what your friends at work will say when you wear it to the office under your slacks.
“Wow Tom, I don’t know how you stay in shape, especially after the holiday.”
You smile and nod. DO NOT GIGGLE AND CURTSEY. That’s almost always a giveaway.