Teresa: Well, well, well, look what we have here.
Susan: Oh-My-God. He’s wearing your panties and babydoll Teresa! And look-he went through all of your things. He must have tried on everything in your dresser! And there’s lingerie all over the place! Let’s call the Police.
Teresa: Just a minute Susan, I think we should interrogate the suspect, isn’t that what they do on those cop shows?
Susan: Fuck that! We caught a panty thief and he has to go to jail. And we have to tell your neighbors. We have to tell everyone so this doesn’t happen again.
Teresa: But this panty thief is one of my neighbors, he lives right next door.
Susan: Oh My God you know this guy?
Teresa: I sure do, in fact he used to do some chores for me, but things got weird.
Susan: What do you mean, weird?