Well hello there, it’s so nice to finally meet you in person. Come in, come in.
I feel like I know you from all your e-mails, the pictures you sent me, and the conversations we’ve been having. It seems like I know almost everything about you.
But most important, I know how much you like to dress up as a girl. And today, your dream is finally going to come true.
Are you excited, nervous, a little scared? All of them? Oh come on now, there’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s just you and me today and we’re going to have a ball together…