Step 1: Purchase a pink petticoat and put it on. You panties do not have to match exactly, but consider complementary shades, consult a color wheel if necessary.
Step 2: Prance for at least five full minutes. This is one of the most important things you can do to break your petticoat in. Cartwheels and handstands are also helpful but may be beyond your ability. Ask your doctor if such extreme prancing is right for you.
Step 3: Take a few pictures for your friends at work and the boys at the bowling alley. Try different expressions although blowing kisses is a proven favorite with bowlers. If you have some props use them, you really can’t go wrong with cut flowers.
This gorgeous Pink Short Petticoat is available on Etsy and sold by Alison Ballard of Silly Old Seadog.