Real Men Carry A Cute Purse

There are several advantages of carrying a smaller bag, but the main one is that its lighter. By the time you pack all your stuff into a large handbag it can weigh twenty pounds or more, which is tough on your whole body.

You don’t need to carry everything everywhere. Sure, its nice to pack extra makeup, pantyhose, condoms, tissues, books, binoculars, a full size camera and lenses, handguns, tasers, and even your Chihuahua, but its not necessary.

Marie Kondo wrote The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, which has absolutely nothing to do with purses, clutches, shoulder bags, crossdressers, transvestites or sissies, but she’s making a fortune. Its about determining which items spark joy. So put the dog down, grab your purse, throw in your lipstick, condoms and tissues and go to town.

Britney Smith (possibly not his real name) really nails it with his little bag and is ready to do whatever it is he does.

Britney Smith

Britney Smith

So You Want a Latex Condom Mask

This latex condom mask is perfect for covert spy operations, hiding from the paparazzi, confusing neighbors and making new friends at the bar.

Available in different color combinations and sold by Bright And Shiny Latex on Etsy for a mere $62.

Latex Condom Mask

Latex Condom Mask

Latex Condom Mask by Bright And Shiny Latex on Etsy

The Problem with Virtual Sissy Reality

The problem with virtual sissy reality is that it can get very messy very fast. There are probably warnings in the instruction manual but you will be too busy figuring out the tremendous combination of fantasies.

If you think you can get through a three hour virtual forced feminization beauty salon session without exploding you’re just kidding yourself. I’d be surprised if you last until your shampoo is finished.

So for obvious reasons you will need a vinyl transparent skirt. Its easy to clean and it comes in five colors including clear (is that a color?) I suggest you use a dry one each time to avoid the risk of electric shock, unless you’re into that.

Rumors are that a satin lined vibrating ejaculator and jism catcher will be a standard accessory when you upgrade to the extreme sissy humiliation kit, but that may be a premature predication.

Vinyl transparent skirt

Vinyl transparent skirt

Vinyl transparent skirt by ZEF2DEATH on Etsy.

Harness Racing

So you want to wear a lace harness? This naughty number will stop him in his tracks (you may or may not want that). Its made with soft stretch lace, satin ribbon ties, and Venice lace accents. Stunning on its own but also beautiful as a layering piece.

This Etsy shop is called Naughty Naughty Lingerie and is owned by Terry Rebecca Gilchrist. Terry wakes up and gets ready to “be the girl who will be making your panties” and smiles…ready to change the world, one comfy sleep bra and skirted thong at a time.

Note: you can’t change the world until you change your panties.

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness by Naughty Naughty on Etsy

Run Rabbit Run

A prankster who made New Jersey cops hopping mad is getting a break. Most charges were dropped against Kevin Hemmerich, who dressed up in a bunny suit and blew an air horn for four minutes in the lobby of police headquarters. Prosecutors are still charging Kevin with disorderly conduct for some reason, maybe they don’t like rabbits in New Jersey.

Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun. And when at last the work is done, don’t sit down it’s time to dig another one.

Leather Bunny Hood

Leather Bunny Hood

Leather Bunny Hood

Silly Wabbit

So you want to dress like a bunny but can’t find the right outfit. Start with this black bodysuit and headband. One size supposedly fits all, but as with everything in life there are exceptions.

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

The Statement Piece

A statement piece is the thing people notice first about your outfit. It is most commonly an accessory such as a necklace, earrings, or bag. However, it can also be a wardrobe item, like a pair of heels, skirt, or amazing jacket.

Tip: start looking for jackets now before they run out of your size, and always try them on in the store. Walk around a bit, ask the sales girls what they think.

This pink fox fur is the definition of a statement piece. You do want to make a statement, right?

Pink Fox Fur

Pink Fox Fur

The Stray Cat Strut

When you think about a new outfit, whether its for a walk in the park, a run down to happy hour with the boys, or a strut to a Halloween party, you should always consider your accessories.

This mint rose cat ears headband is something that you probably don’t already have, and will go with pretty much anything. Now don’t get all panicky, but like any great piece its currently out of stock where I found it at Hot Topic. Search the web and you may be able to find one somewhere else.

As you strut your stuff at the park, bar or costume party, keep in mind this quote from Helen Rowland: “A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run – sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet.”

Tip: take a good look at her lipstick, which is purrfect. If you can get your lips to look like that you’ll have more men than you could possibly want purring at your feet. (If in fact that is what you want).

Mint Rose Cat Ears Headband

Mint Rose Cat Ears Headband

Mint Rose Cat Ears Headband

At the Crazy Farm

Are you looking for an adorable cotton nightdress with the popular phrase: Hello, We Love Crazy Farm and a cartoon cow? Well Indian lingerie retailer Zivame sells them but they are currently out of stock (you can be notified when they get more).

Zivame company Co-founders Richa Kar and Kapil Karekar said they started Zivame to re imagine the lingerie industry, and the difficulties within the lingerie buying experience in India.

Now pay attention because this is interesting. In India, most lingerie stores are staffed by men, which can make women shopping for bras and panties feel awkward. Lingerie stores everywhere else are staffed by women, which can make crossdressers, transvestites and sissies shopping for bras and panties feel awkward there.

Crazy right? Check out this Sleeveless Nightdress as well as all kinds of other great stuff including bras, panties, shapewear, comfortwear, activewear, swimwear, accessories and more.

Zivame Lingerie

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

James and the Giant Lipstick

I’d like to tell you a true story about my friend James. This is not a fairy tale but James is indeed a fairy.

He sent me a picture of a dress he found online with the model holding what looks like a giant lipstick, and asked if I had any idea where to buy it. A quick search showed that its not actually giant but it is a rather large red lipstick purse from Pinup Girl. I’ll give you the link at the end of the post.

Red Lipstick Purse

Red Lipstick Purse

This is not really my style, but if you like attention getting accessories it may just be the perfect purse for you. Now I’d like to show you the dress which is also not really my style but very, very cute.

Cartoon Print Dress

Cartoon Print Dress

Be aware that this dress will probably not fit most men. Even though it comes in Large and Extra Large you have to be very trim and not too tall. The Extra Large is designed for a 33 inch waist and a 38 bust. So if that’s you and you like this I say go for it. Butt wait-It also comes in black.

If you buy this dress, and its a great deal at less than $50, you have to ask yourself one question. And its not do you feel lucky, although you might very well get lucky if you rock this outfit. You have to ask yourself if you’re prepared for all the attention you’re going to get from the guys.

So you may want to learn this model’s pose and have a line ready when they ask you out. Look straight at the guy, tilt your sunglasses, and say: “You talkin’ to me?” Don’t get all De Niro on him but say it in your sexiest voice, then wait for a response. You should probably practice this at home.

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress: us.shein.com

Red Lipstick Purse: www.pinupgirlclothing.com

Nail Polish shows commitment!

I know that many of you say you like to wear pretty things, and makeup, and either style your own hair or wear a wig. But I wonder just how many do it right! And that includes nail polish (among other things).

DON’T BE A SISSY! Oh yea, you are a sissy. Well, be the best sissy you can be then. Here are a few tips to help you complete your look with beautiful nails:

Filing Nails:
File nails when the white part of the nail tip has grown 1/4″ from the pink part of the nail. Filing nails before the nail is 1//4″ long can weaken the nail. Allowing the nail to grow to a length longer than the base pink nail length will be sure to make them break easily. Nail files from side to side would weaken nails. When filing, go from the corner to the center in one direction. Follow the groove on the side of your nail.

Buffing Nails:
Buffing nails can give them a shinier finish. Start at the cuticle and work your way down to the tip with medium pressure. Don’t use a back and forth movement as heat builds up and this can damage your nails. Continue lightly until all ridges on the nail surface have disappeared.

Clean Nails:
Be sure that nails are clean and dry, free of any oil or lotion, before applying polish. Remove any old polish from nails.

Base Coat:
Always use a Base Coat and let it dry for at least 1 minute. The Base Coat helps to keep nail polish from chipping and makes polish last longer.

Applying Polish:
Apply two coats of polish. You should be able to cover the nail in three stokes, one on each side and then one in the middle.

Drying Time:
Always allow your polish to dry thoroughly for several minutes before you apply the next coat. This will avoid the new coat from dragging on the surface of the previous coat and allow the next layer adhere better. Darker shades take longer to dry. Avoid fast drying polish. It does not last as long.

Top Coat:
Once your nail polish has dried, apply a clear Top Coat to seal it. Continue to apply the Top Coat daily to keep nails looking fresher longer.

Any color is fine but try to avoid orange. Anything but orange!

Orange is the new black

Orange is the new black