My Husband Acts Like A Housewife!

From the N.Y. Post: A newlywed Egyptian woman filed divorce papers because her husband does all the household chores. The 28-year-old woman, identified as Maha M., said she hates living with him because he acts “like a housewife.” “He doesn’t let me touch anything in our house and does all the cooking, cleaning and general household chores,” she griped.

Note: if you do the chores fast enough you’ll have time to go out and get your nails done.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

The Halloween Sissy

Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.

Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.

Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.

Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Head to toe

Head to toe

Raine and Bea

Raine and Bea create British made couture pieces and luxurious limited edition lingerie, using the finest silks and satins with specially sourced Ostrich feathers, and Swarovski crystal elements. What are Swarovski Crystals you probably wonder?

Swarovski crystals are man-made gems manufactured in Austria. In 1892, Daniel Swarovski invented a machine for making precision-cut, beautiful, high quality lead glass crystals using quartz, sand, and minerals. For five generations, the Swarovski family has continued the tradition of making the most recognized crystals in the world out of their factory in Wattens, Austria.

So you have to ask yourself one question, and its not do you feel lucky. You have to ask yourself if you currently have any lingerie made with Ostrich feathers and Swarovski Crystal elements. I know I don’t, but I do love Ostriches.

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Under the drier…

You and your best friend Jake are at the salon for your weekly makeover. Sitting under the hair drier in your bra and panties, you both daydream about new lingerie (Of course).

At the salon

At the salon

How about a beautiful, pink, mini waist cincher? You have the perfect dress to go with that don’t you?

Sarah Cincher

Sarah Cincher

And panties! You just can’t have too many pairs of panties right? Maybe these sheer mesh briefs…

Sheer Mesh Briefs

Sheer Mesh Briefs

Stockings! What about stockings! You can always find an occasion to wear these seamed, fishnet stockings…

Fishnet Hold up Stockings

Fishnet Hold up Stockings

That’s it girls, you can shop when you get home. Its time to finish up and meet me for lunch. We can talk about the other things you’ll need from Johanna’s Wardrobe later. Don’t forget to tip generously, you know you’ll be back!