Spring Fashion for Men that Dress like Women

Fashion can be confusing for most guys, so start with the basics. These Wolford Fatal 15 Tights come in six different colors so you can wear something different to work each day. Note: learn the dress code (unless you’re the boss).

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Ironing Tips For Men

The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.

Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.

Rachel Boomboom

Rachel Boomboom

How To Wear A Pink Petticoat-A Guide For Men

Step 1: Purchase a pink petticoat and put it on. You panties do not have to match exactly, but consider complementary shades, consult a color wheel if necessary.

Step 2: Prance for at least five full minutes. This is one of the most important things you can do to break your petticoat in. Cartwheels and handstands are also helpful but may be beyond your ability. Ask your doctor if such extreme prancing is right for you.

Step 3: Take a few pictures for your friends at work and the boys at the bowling alley. Try different expressions although blowing kisses is a proven favorite with bowlers. If you have some props use them, you really can’t go wrong with cut flowers.

This gorgeous Pink Short Petticoat is available on Etsy and sold by Alison Ballard of Silly Old Seadog.

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat by Silly Old Seadog on Etsy

Run Rabbit Run

A prankster who made New Jersey cops hopping mad is getting a break. Most charges were dropped against Kevin Hemmerich, who dressed up in a bunny suit and blew an air horn for four minutes in the lobby of police headquarters. Prosecutors are still charging Kevin with disorderly conduct for some reason, maybe they don’t like rabbits in New Jersey.

Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun. And when at last the work is done, don’t sit down it’s time to dig another one.

Leather Bunny Hood

Leather Bunny Hood

Leather Bunny Hood

So You Want to Buy a Sex Doll

At the Doll Workshop you can catch up on doll news, read frequently asked questions, look at doll photo galleries and even watch doll videos. There is also a doll maintenance and care guide which I’m sure you’ll need sooner or later.

You should realize that these dolls do not have to be used only for sex. When you go out you can dress her up in yoga pants and a cute top like Leslie here and put her in front of your window to make burglars think someone is home.

Note: many burglars will still consider breaking in anyway so go easy on her makeup. Maybe dress her in something a little less attractive like an old housecoat and slippers.

The Doll Workshop

Home Alone

Home Alone

They Made Him Wear Dresses and Pink Clothes

DEAR ABBY: My brother and sister-in-law have been dressing my nephew, “Charlie,” in dresses and pink clothes. They say these are what the boy has chosen.

It would be one thing if Charlie were old enough to understand and still insisted he felt more comfortable in girls’ clothing. But at his age I feel what they’re doing will only confuse him. My sister-in-law knows this upsets my mother and yet it’s like she’s taunting her with texts and pictures of Charlie in pink and/or dresses.

Should we be worried about this or should it be none of our business? Are we overreacting? Would it be best to approach my brother to tell him our concerns? — TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND

Maybe they should wait until he’s old enough to understand, what’s the worst that can happen?

Under the Hood by DovSherman

Under the Hood by DovSherman

Artwork by DovSherman on DeviantArt and posted under Crossdress, Curlers, Femdom, Humiliation, Salon and Sissy.

Dog Empathy and Solipsism

Empathy is defined as the ability to understand and share the feelings of another. You need to show your dog that you not only love them but really understand them.

You both go for a walk and your dog is thinking about spending the rest of the day waiting for the mailman and drinking toilet water. You on the other hand, are thinking about a new Aston Martin and thirty year old scotch.

You need to make a real effort to understand how your dog feels, and that’s why they make a leather and suede two toned dog hood. Wear this when you go out for walkies and you will share the experience in a way you’ve probably never known before. Plus it blocks the wind better than an ordinary balaclava.

Note: the other dog owners may laugh at first but they will all want to pet you and ask for your paw.

Two-Toned Dog Hood

Two-Toned Dog Hood

Two-Toned Dog Hood

Solipsism is the the theory that only the self exists, with extreme preoccupation and indulgence of one’s feelings and desires.

Trapped, Dressed Up and Humiliated

They were trapped, held down and dressed up in completely outrageous outfits. Then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, they were forced to parade up and down the street while everyone laughed at them and took pictures.

These poor guys were completely degraded and humiliated in front of their friends, family and complete strangers. Sure, some of them may have occasionally fantasized about such things, but to be forced to do it like that in public is unforgivable.

You can see the pain in their little faces, that look of helplessness, shame and submission that only comes after the spirit has been completely broken.

There oughta be a law.

Humiliated

Humiliated

Silly Wabbit

So you want to dress like a bunny but can’t find the right outfit. Start with this black bodysuit and headband. One size supposedly fits all, but as with everything in life there are exceptions.

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

The Halloween Sissy

Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.

Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.

Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.

Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Head to toe

Head to toe

The Most Interesting Man In The World Is A Crossdresser

The most interesting man in the world, in my opinion, wears panties, bras, nightgowns, skirts, blouses, dresses, wigs and makeup. The most interesting man in the world is a 20 year old straight guy from the UK. His favorite hobby is crossdressing and taking pictures of himself every time he dresses up as Lucy.

The most interesting man in the world is one of very, very few men to post photos of himself in male mode when he’s not dressed up as a girl. His parents know about his hobby, I’m guessing a lot of his friends know, and he doesn’t seem to care.

THIS GUY HAS BALLS! (not shown).

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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Feminized by Mom and Her Friend

Getting caught in the panty drawer and feminized as punishment is a favorite fantasy for all crossdressers, transvestites and sissies. Getting caught and feminized by your Mother, and getting caught and feminized by your Mother’s friend are two very different things though.

These are actually two separate stories about the same boy. In the first one, Mom calls her friend to see if she can help. Her friend has a lot of experience with boys that dress like girls, and tries a crossdressing intervention to see if he is really the sissy he seems to be. She has limited success but he has a ball. What now?

Mom decides to take the matter into her own hands. She encourages her son to dress like a girl until the thrill is gone. But that doesn’t happen right away. It takes him a tremendous amount of practice and hundreds of pairs of panties to come to his own conclusion about the whole thing.

Both are audio stories as well as written stories, listen to the previews or read the whole thing. These two recordings and 14 others are free with a one time video signup, you’ll see the link. Enjoy!

Feminized by Mom’s Friend

Feminized by Mom

Feminized by Mom and Her Friend

Feminized by Mom and Her Friend

Raine and Bea

Raine and Bea create British made couture pieces and luxurious limited edition lingerie, using the finest silks and satins with specially sourced Ostrich feathers, and Swarovski crystal elements. What are Swarovski Crystals you probably wonder?

Swarovski crystals are man-made gems manufactured in Austria. In 1892, Daniel Swarovski invented a machine for making precision-cut, beautiful, high quality lead glass crystals using quartz, sand, and minerals. For five generations, the Swarovski family has continued the tradition of making the most recognized crystals in the world out of their factory in Wattens, Austria.

So you have to ask yourself one question, and its not do you feel lucky. You have to ask yourself if you currently have any lingerie made with Ostrich feathers and Swarovski Crystal elements. I know I don’t, but I do love Ostriches.

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

My Name is Barbie

Your name may or may not be Barbie, and you may or may not be able to squeeze into this dress. But it does come in large and it cost less than $18.

This dress is ideal for any yard work that involves bending over. You will probably attract a lot of attention and make new friends, maybe meet some of the neighborhood boys that have nothing to do at night.

Tip: Don’t wear really high heels with this dress and try to walk on the grass, thousands of men get badly injured each summer doing just that. Nobody will be looking at your feet anyway.

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

If You Like Pina Coladas

The original description is in Polish, this is a Google translation: The garment with cult exotic pattern. Soft material. Beautiful pattern of tropical flowers and fruits. High-waisted overalls-thin elastic at the waist. Thin straps-all airy, slim-fitting.

To summarize: This is an adorable jumpsuit from Yeah Bunny. Perfect for gardening, working on your car, or grocery shopping while driving the young stock boys crazy. Yes you’ll look as hot as a Jalapeno, but don’t make promises you can’t keep.

Tip: DO NOT give the boys your phone number. Ask for theirs, smile and slowly walk away.

Kombinezon 'Pina Colada

Kombinezon ‘Pina Colada

Lingerie Shopping Tips For Men That Wear Lingerie

You’ve probably seen articles about helping men buy lingerie, and some might be useful to you. The only thing about these tips is that they assume you’re buying the lingerie for someone else, and this can lead to problems, especially when you get flustered in a crowded store.

Lets look at some advice from experts and see how it applies to you.

From Luisa Loveday Founder Loveday London: “My best advice would be to spend time finding out about your partner and her style: girly, bondage, soft, hard, light, bright or dark, and then be sure to match her taste as best as you can.”

The fact that your partner likes the exact same style as you and wears the same size may be hard to explain.

From Fleur Turner CEO and founder Fleur of England: “Is she romantic? Does she like silk? Does she like lace? What colors does she wear?”

So far this advice sounds great, but can you remain cool calm and collected as you talk about silk and lace while holding a pretty babydoll nightie?

From Lucy Litwack Managing director Coco de Mer: “It is important the male customer feels at ease in the store.”

AHA! This is the key. You need to be brave, have confidence that you can comfortably browse all the pretty things, and buy whatever you like in your size. This is intimidating for most of you and many never make it into the store. Of course you can order online but you’ll miss a unique experience, not to mention how great it feels to conquer your fears.

I have an 11 minute recording that I made specifically for crossdressers that want to walk into any lingerie store as easily as walking into a McDonalds. Its called Lingerie Shopping Made Easy and its now free.

Put it on your iPod and listen on the way to the mall. It will be like I’m sitting right there giving you a pep talk.

Remember, the only thing you have to fear is fear itself. That, and maybe having to fight a large woman over the last pair of adorable boy shorts that are on sale.

Lingerie Shopping Made Easy Free MP3

Lingerie Shopping Made Easy Free MP3

Lingerie Shopping Made Easy Free MP3

Candy gets a makeover

Now I know how much you love lipstick. In your fantasy, when the girls at the salon finally apply your bright red lipstick, you just want to explode don’t you? You do, I know you do!

Don’t be embarrassed Candy girl, lipstick is a very powerful thing.

Did you know that women have been wearing lipstick for thousands of years? And lipstick has always been associated with femininity.

At one time women who didn’t wear lipstick were suspected of being mentally ill, or even of being a lesbian!

All girls love to wear lipstick honey, and you’re no different. It’s OK, really….

NOTE: This 48 minute MP3 is free to any of my friends on Google+. Read the story, listen to the preview, and contact me through my website if you would like a copy. Include a link to your Google+ profile page.

READ MORE HERE

An Afternoon with Miss Teresa

An Afternoon with Miss Teresa

Thats not a guy!

Some of you have commented that several of the pictures I post are not men dressed up but real women. I’ve thought long and hard about a response to this and here it is:

DUH!

First of all, the pictures people have shared with me and ones I’ve taken of friends are private and will remain that way.

Second of all, to be honest not all guys look gorgeous in a dress and makeup. There-I said it. Often I’ll put up a picture that’s a representation of a particular fetish. I want to inspire you and make you feel good about your fantasy. If its to be taken to a beauty salon for a makeover, I may show a beautiful woman getting her hair done rather than a guy having his back hair shaved (Joy).

You want to see a very sexy boy all prettied up? This is my friend (hopefully) Plastic Martyr. He is a 20 year old male model living in Beverly Hills, California.

From his Model Mayhem page:  “I am male, but obviously do not look it. I am a rare breed to say the least, I believe that gender and fashion should have NO boundaries.”

And this is one of my favorite pictures. You can see more at: www.modelmayhem.com and www.plasticmartyr.com

Help Princess get a makeover!

I can use some help finishing this story. I’ve written the beginning, and decided on the dresses he has tried on, and the one he will wear to the beauty salon. I even have an outline for the rest. If anyone would like to help, feel free to send me your ideas. I’ll be happy to give you a copy of the finished MP3.

The story so far: Caught In Panties Redux

The Outline for the ending:

  • I help Princess finish getting dressed, an we stop at his house for his wallet.
  • We walk into the salon and explain why he’s there.
  • The girls think I should still call the police.
  • Princess begs us not to, and confesses he wants to be a girl
  • We decide to grant him his wish, completely!
  • I think her dress should be taken off, so as not to get ruined.
  • Once in the chair, with his cape on, we look through a hairstyle book to choose a new style and color.
  • The decision is made. A curly perm and a new color (blonde or red).
  • Eyebrows will be waxed, hair finished, a full makeover, manicure, and pedicure.
  • At some point Princess will cum in her panties in front of everyone, possibly during her ear piercing.

Just Do It!

I saw this picture on my friend Tonya’s new blog and started thinking. It looks like a cheerleader skirt to me, and even if it’s not lets say it is. You can still be a cheerleader even though your school days are over. Do you know my parents wouldn’t let me be a cheerleader when I was in school? They thought it was unladylike to put on a short skirt and dance around in front of boys, do you believe that shit! But here’s my point. All you need is a top and shorts. You can even wear sneakers! And if you really want to have fun with it, you can make up your own cheers. Not the old “Give me a C” thing,  although that has its place. I was thinking of something more like this:

“Ready and go! (you have to say that each time)

I put on panties pink or red,

I dance around right on my bed,

I’m a sissy I don’t care-

I just love girls underwear!”

And it only gets better with practice. By the way, if you have downstairs neighbors you may want to change the part about the bed.