Living a Life of Illusion

You, like many people, are probably living a life of illusion. But do you actually use your illusion? You can when you wear this gorgeous illusion neckline dress.

While this is marketed as a wedding dress, you can wear it shopping, bowling, target shooting, golfing, or to a thousand other places. Keep in mind that even though this dress has an illusion neckline, people will still be able to see you.

Illusion Neckline Dress

Illusion Neckline Dress

Illusion Neckline Dress

Want to Win a Dozen Dresses?

Unique Vintage is giving away 12 fabulous dresses valued at nearly $1000. They have a truly amazing collection of vintage style clothing including beauties like this beaded chiffon fringe flapper dress.

Note: you can flap if you want to.

By accepting a prize in this Sweepstakes, the winner grants the right to use and publish his/her name and picture for advertising and promotional purposes. The sweepstakes ends October 31st 2016 at 11:59 p.m.

The Get Dressed Giveaway

Beaded Gigi Chiffon Fringe Flapper Dress

Beaded Gigi Chiffon Fringe Flapper Dress

Romper Room

So I’m minding my own business trying to get through today’s email, and this ad is on the sidebar. Its for Make Me Chic, featuring all kinds of pretty rompers and jumpsuits which I’ve always had a weakness for.

If you’re on Yahoo you’ve probably seen the website and I would suggest checking it out. Their prices seem very good, sizes go up to large and maybe extra large for you big guys. I’m not sure because I want to get out on my bike before the wind picks up.

The only thing that bothers me slightly with this romper is that it cost $27 and they offer free shipping for orders over $29. Maybe I’ll check out their accessories later but I must have this. Its a short convertible floral romper that’s machine washable. Perfect for just about everything except riding my motorcycle.

Note 1: There is a size guide for each item next to the description-use it.

Note 2: Its short, very short. Be aware of that and choose your panties carefully.

Convertible Floral Romper

Convertible Floral Romper

Convertible Floral Romper

The Problem With Sissies

The problem with sissies is that they rarely take good photos of themselves. Maybe its a lack of technical knowledge, but I think its probably more of being in a hurry to get their panties off and change back into non sissy mode.

Yes, I know there are some sissies that dress up and prance around all the livelong day, but I think they are the exception.

So here is a very interesting Tumblr blog I found featuring a little bit of everything. Its called Menelwena for some reason, possibly because that’s her name. Some images are NSFW but are very tasteful. Enjoy.

Menelwena.Tumblr

Rita Ora from Menelwena.Tumblr

Rita Ora from Menelwena.Tumblr

The Spring Crossdresser

You decide to go to the park to commune with nature, and celebrate another wonderful spring. Walking around very comfortably, you notice the new buds, plants and flowers that make this time of year so special.

Reaching for the phone in your purse to take a few pictures of the pretty Daffodils, you’re suddenly aware of people all around you. Mostly young women walking their dogs and a few joggers. You hear them laughing and whispering but try to focus on the flowers. Eventually, you glance over and it seems that everyone is staring at you. Now you’re not so comfortable.

Feeling a bit self conscious, you continue taking pictures and try to ignore them, but you can no longer concentrate and decide to leave. You’re angry at yourself for worrying about what other people think, might think, but reluctantly head back to your car.

A very pretty jogger is headed your way and you keep walking. Then she stops, they almost never stop. So you brace yourself, wondering what she is going to say.

She looks you up and down with the beginning of a smile, and then stares into your eyes. WHAT IS SHE THINKING, WHAT DOES SHE WANT, WHAT WILL SHE SAY, you wonder.

Then she comes right out with it; “Oh-My-God that dress is amazing! Where did you get it?”

Whether you tell her on not is up to you, but be aware that if you do pretty soon everyone might be wearing the same dress. Is that what you really want?

Note: this dress only comes in extra small, small or medium, so you might want to check out the complete Spring Flower collection.

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

He’s a rich girl, and he’s gone too far

So you’re playing poker at your house with the guys, and everyone has a story about the great sales they discovered right after the holidays.

The first guy says: “I got four pairs of the prettiest panties you’ve ever seen at Target for 40% off!” You all look at each other and say oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

The second guy says: “Well I went to Walmart and bought a killer maxi dress for only 15 bucks!” Once again, oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

The third guy says: “I went to Kmart and bought a pink babydoll nightie with padded cups for just 5 bucks!” And again, oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

Now its your turn. You politely excuse yourself and go into the bedroom to show them what you recently bought. Slipping it on, you wonder if you should even tell them how little you paid for it.

“Check this out boys” you say with a smile, “I got this mesh tropical print romper at The House of Rockefeller, but it wasn’t on sale.”

The three of them stare at you, their jaws drop, and they’re all thinking the same thing: “He’s a rich girl, and he’s gone too far, cause we know it don’t matter anyway. He can rely on the old man’s money, he can rely on the old man’s money.”

You don’t have to tell them you only paid $35.

The House of Rockefeller

Mesh Tropical Print Romper

Mesh Tropical Print Romper

The Dainty Rascals

Get ready to be completely blown away (not literally). Dainty Rascal is the product of Suzy Cherry and her sister. Every piece is totally unique, hand cut, and constructed specifically for you. She can make clothing in any size and welcomes your design ideas.

This is a vintage 60s sweetheart secretary dress that can be custom made to your measurements. Just one of the most amazing dresses and gowns I’ve ever seen. Custom designs currently take 4-12 weeks depending on the dress, but they do have rush options available if you need it right away.

Tip: whatever you do, do not look at the Hollywood Starlet Dressing Gown-Maribou Ostrich Feather-Silk Chiffon Sheer Robe with crystal buttons. Yes, its as gorgeous as it sounds and you will need it immediately.

DaintyRascal on Etsy

Vintage 60s Sweetheart Secretary Dress

Vintage 60s Sweetheart Secretary Dress

James and the Giant Lipstick

I’d like to tell you a true story about my friend James. This is not a fairy tale but James is indeed a fairy.

He sent me a picture of a dress he found online with the model holding what looks like a giant lipstick, and asked if I had any idea where to buy it. A quick search showed that its not actually giant but it is a rather large red lipstick purse from Pinup Girl. I’ll give you the link at the end of the post.

Red Lipstick Purse

Red Lipstick Purse

This is not really my style, but if you like attention getting accessories it may just be the perfect purse for you. Now I’d like to show you the dress which is also not really my style but very, very cute.

Cartoon Print Dress

Cartoon Print Dress

Be aware that this dress will probably not fit most men. Even though it comes in Large and Extra Large you have to be very trim and not too tall. The Extra Large is designed for a 33 inch waist and a 38 bust. So if that’s you and you like this I say go for it. Butt wait-It also comes in black.

If you buy this dress, and its a great deal at less than $50, you have to ask yourself one question. And its not do you feel lucky, although you might very well get lucky if you rock this outfit. You have to ask yourself if you’re prepared for all the attention you’re going to get from the guys.

So you may want to learn this model’s pose and have a line ready when they ask you out. Look straight at the guy, tilt your sunglasses, and say: “You talkin’ to me?” Don’t get all De Niro on him but say it in your sexiest voice, then wait for a response. You should probably practice this at home.

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress: us.shein.com

Red Lipstick Purse: www.pinupgirlclothing.com

The Unique Vintage Crossdresser

Yes its 90 degrees today, humid and sticky. It feels like one of the dog days of August, probably because it is. But August ends tomorrow and that means fall is just about here. It also means something very important to all you boys that like to dress up as girls. It means that Halloween is right around the block (not literally).

I suggest that you start thinking about it now, and I also suggest that you don’t get a cheap costume at one of those party stores. Consider buying something that you can wear again and again.

Now I know what you’re thinking, when people ask what your costume is, you don’t want to just say you’re a girl. OK then, how about an amazing outfit that you can wear again and again, that can also be considered a costume? Get ready for the most incredible collection of unique vintage dresses and clothing that you’ve ever seen. You can even choose a look based on your favorite era, the 1920’s through the 1980’s.

Picture yourself in this 1920s Style Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress. Gorgeous right? And not only does this dress come in sizes all the way to 2x, they have the matching slip that you’ll need.

Remember: Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder. I understand if that confuses you.

Unique Vintage Dresses & Clothing

Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress

Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress

My Name is Barbie

Your name may or may not be Barbie, and you may or may not be able to squeeze into this dress. But it does come in large and it cost less than $18.

This dress is ideal for any yard work that involves bending over. You will probably attract a lot of attention and make new friends, maybe meet some of the neighborhood boys that have nothing to do at night.

Tip: Don’t wear really high heels with this dress and try to walk on the grass, thousands of men get badly injured each summer doing just that. Nobody will be looking at your feet anyway.

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

My Name is Barbie Body Con Dress

New Women’s Clothing Catalogs by Mail

Most of these are E-Catalogs with discount offers, but some like Talbots and Illusion are beautifully illustrated full color catalogs sent to your home, office or P. O. box. Unfortunately you may have to check out every one to find them.

From past experience I’ve found that if you don’t order anything you’ll probably get two at most. This is yet another reason to stock up your dresser, closet and/or secret box. Yes, I know many of you have a secret box.

This side wrap top from Illusion is a steal at $30 and is machine washable.

 Sexy Women’s Clothes & Swimsuits

Side Wrap Top

Side Wrap Top

Crossdresser Spring Fashion

For many of you, spring fashion means new panties and lipstick. But this may be the year you decide to get out more, maybe take a walk through the park after work.

Maybe you just want sexy high heels in your size, a fantastic wig, a cute satin top, or a pencil skirt.

Maybe you’re interested in a crossdressing and transgender learning center with tips on crossdressing photography, walking in heels, tucking, transgender voice feminization and much, much more.

I suggest you check out Suddenly Fem at Crossdresser.com. Picture yourself in this red hot sultry dress, perfect for walking your dog (in the park), a quick trip to the supermarket, or just sitting on your front porch watching the sunset.

Note: you’ll still need new panties and lipstick.

Suddenly Fem Hot Sultry Dress

Suddenly Fem Hot Sultry Dress

Old Christmas Trees Turned Into Sexy Lingerie?

A French company called DoYouGreen has come up with a way to make soft fabric from pine trimmings that can be used for not only lingerie, but dresses, skirts and tops.

From the DoYouGreen website: “Here is the first line of organic underwear for men and women. The line, sexy and ultra soft as silk fiber is pine. Fabric comfort cashmere, greener than cotton.”

Just think what the guys at work will say when you strut in wearing this wrap over top made from a recycled white pine tree. Then ask which of the girls wants to see your pine tree panties and bra.

Always ask first, your job may depend on it.

DoYouGreen wrap over top

DoYouGreen wrap over top

2014 Fall Fashion Trends for Crossdressers, Transvestites and Sissies

If you’ve been reading fashion magazines and are keeping up with all the pre-fall and fall trends, you’re probably very confused. But there is one fashion basic that never goes out of style -The Slut Dress.

You want a dress that’s simple, sexy and tasteful. You want a dress that tells the world who you really are. And many of you want that dress in extra large. You want, you need, the Her Name is Tasty Sexy Mini Dress from Spicy Lingerie.

The description tells you everything you need to know: “This sexy dress with criss-cross back detail will have all the men dying to get a taste of you.”

Tip 1: Make sure that a man tasting you is what you really want.

Tip 2: Consider an edible body lotion.

Tip 3: Bring extra panties in your purse.

Her Name is Tasty Sexy Mini Dress

Her Name is Tasty Sexy Mini Dress

Free Women’s Clothing Catalogs by Mail

I just received the latest copy of my Boston Proper catalog in the mail today and its fantastic. Its chock full of the newest must-have dresses and accessories for women. This is only one of many catalogs you can get absolutely free, and sent to your Post Office box, house or apartment.

There are all kinds of catalogs available, featuring everything from silk lingerie to swimsuits in every style and color you can imagine.

Some are online catalogs only with discount coupons, and others like Boston Proper are full color beautifully made hard copies.

Picture yourself poolside in this sexy Crossback Sweetheart Maillot one piece from Boston Proper.

Tip: you may have to consider laying off the pretzels and beer to fit into it, at least for the rest of the summer.

Free Women’s Clothing Catalogs by Mail

Crossback Sweetheart Maillot one piece

Crossback Sweetheart Maillot one piece

Under the drier…

You and your best friend Jake are at the salon for your weekly makeover. Sitting under the hair drier in your bra and panties, you both daydream about new lingerie (Of course).

At the salon

At the salon

How about a beautiful, pink, mini waist cincher? You have the perfect dress to go with that don’t you?

Sarah Cincher

Sarah Cincher

And panties! You just can’t have too many pairs of panties right? Maybe these sheer mesh briefs…

Sheer Mesh Briefs

Sheer Mesh Briefs

Stockings! What about stockings! You can always find an occasion to wear these seamed, fishnet stockings…

Fishnet Hold up Stockings

Fishnet Hold up Stockings

That’s it girls, you can shop when you get home. Its time to finish up and meet me for lunch. We can talk about the other things you’ll need from Johanna’s Wardrobe later. Don’t forget to tip generously, you know you’ll be back!

The boys of summer

Its almost here boys! I know you’ve been exercising, eating right, and just waiting to show off your gorgeous figure. Check out these sexy, summer dresses at Nordstrom

This is a French Connection ‘Totally Tropical’ Strapless Dress. You know you want to be totally strapless, right? Only $158. There are plenty of places to get great things at more affordable prices, I just wanted to give you some inspiration. Happy shopping!

French Connection 'Totally Tropical' Strapless Dress

French Connection ‘Totally Tropical’ Strapless Dress

Dressing for pleasure-Shopping

I know some of the examples I chose were way too expensive for most people, including me. So I wanted to show you some great buys for under $100. All of these are from Nordstrom and can also be ordered online and picked up at the store. If you’re really a coward you can have them shipped to your house, apartment, or closet.

This is a Maggy London, Print Matte Jersey Shift Dress. It has 3/4 length sleeves, very cool colors, and its $98.

Maggy London Print Matte Jersey Shift Dres

Maggy London Print Matte Jersey Shift Dres

This next one is a Donna Morgan,  Printed Shift Dress. Also $98. This is very cute with a floral print and there is even a video to help you find your size. Some of these dresses do come in small sizes, so if you can’t find something in your size move on.

Donna Morgan Printed Shift Dress

Donna Morgan Printed Shift Dress

Now this one I think you’ll really like. Its a Girly 50’s style, Floral Printed Dress. It has ruffled trim along the neck, and sweet puffed sleeves. This one is $88.

Ruffled trim along the neck and sweet puffed sleeves

Ruffled trim along the neck and sweet puffed sleeves

Still over budget? How about this adorable Velvet Torch, Ruffled Lace Dress! Its a sheath dress with feminine ruffles and lace, and its only $44.

Velvet Torch Ruffled Lace Dress

Velvet Torch Ruffled Lace Dress

Now, the thing about most of these is that they have to be dry cleaned. That and the fact that they are made for Kate Moss type models so your size might not be available.

I just want you to know that for $25-$100 there are plenty of dresses out there that are comfortable, will fit you, and can be washed in the machine with your fishing and hunting gear if necessary. Be prepared to smell like tuna, turkey, or deer meat (heaven forbid!) if you are too lazy to separate.

Other great places to try are Walmart, JC Penny, Sears, Target, and Burlington Coat Factory if there’s one near you. The first few places you can order online, and Burlington doesn’t seem to care much about your personal life as long as you spend money. I’m told they are very cross dresser friendly, but don’t expect  a complete show. If they help you find your size, and don’t scream like someone from a horror movie that should be enough.

I’m just kidding, they very rarely scream like that!

Dressing for pleasure-The Sun Dress

A sundress is an informal dress of any shape in a lightweight fabric, most commonly cotton, intended for summer wear. The dress is intended to be worn without a layering top, and the design must therefore cut a balance between modesty and allowing sun exposure. Lilly Pulitzer popularized the sundress in the 1960s.

The sundress provides a feminine look that may be lighter and more comfortable than a skirt and blouse, or another sort of dress. Modern styles can feature very low necklines and short hemlines, but more modest lengths and a variety of patterns are also widely available.

The newest ones include apron looks, embroidered bias cut slips, and full-skirted numbers in pastel cotton twill and more. Cotton is very modest in women’s sun dresses because it allows your body to breathe, yet it is still a very sexy, (but can be a less revealing) look. In the city, women even wear women’s sun dresses to work. So, we know that men prefer women’s sun dresses for their attractive appeal, and designers as well as women also know the practical side of women’s sun dresses.

This is a pleat detail, strappy sun dress from ASOS. Its only $8.62! Of course its out of stock, but its a great example.

You want to wear this without panties at all times. Its cool and guys seem to like that. This baby is mainly used for power washing trucks, and cement work, but feel free to wear it anywhere!

ASOS Pleat Detail Strappy Sun Dress

ASOS Pleat Detail Strappy Sun Dress

Dressing for pleasure-The Babydoll Dress

The babydoll dress has gained and lost popularity throughout the years. The shape can either be figure flattering or not very flattering at all, depending on the cut of the dress and the your body shape.

A babydoll dress is a dress where the waistline is positioned higher than where the natural waist is. The typical placement for the waistlines on these dresses ranges from the mid-ribcage region to just below the bust line. The skirt of the dress then falls from there, draping away from the body.

Babydoll dresses also typically involve lace or ruffles, due to their childlike nature. The name of the dress comes from the fact that most toy dolls wear a similar style outfit. This style is also particularly popular in children’s and infant’s clothing. Babydoll dresses also tend to have shorter hemlines than many other types of dresses. Babydoll styles are prevalent in sleepwear and lingerie but have evolved to become daytime wear.

Sound good? This is a Babydoll halter Bra Top dress from Victoria’s Secret. See how happy she is? That’s because this dress is only $78. It has a scoop neck, an empire waist, and it comes in 4 colors.

The Babydoll is the perfect dress to wear at the beach (soon sweetheart, soon), duck hunting, fishing on the dock of the bay, and for roleplay with your mistress. Easy access to your bottom saves time when you’ve been a bad girl.

Babydoll halter Bra Top dress

Babydoll halter Bra Top dress