My Husband Acts Like A Housewife!

From the N.Y. Post: A newlywed Egyptian woman filed divorce papers because her husband does all the household chores. The 28-year-old woman, identified as Maha M., said she hates living with him because he acts “like a housewife.” “He doesn’t let me touch anything in our house and does all the cooking, cleaning and general household chores,” she griped.

Note: if you do the chores fast enough you’ll have time to go out and get your nails done.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

Lonesome Dreams

Description: This olive, suede skirt is perfect for fall weather and features a faux button down front. The Lonesome Dreams Skirt zips and hooks in back and features two front pockets. Simply Henley Bodysuit, Spoke Boots, and choker necklace sold separately.

When you wear this skirt be prepared for anything, because who knows what dreams may come. Tip: you can bear the whips and scorns of time much better if you carry mace in your purse.

Lonesome Dreams Skirt For Elyse

Lonesome Dreams Skirt For Elyse

Lonesome Dreams Skirt For Elyse

Living a Life of Illusion

You, like many people, are probably living a life of illusion. But do you actually use your illusion? You can when you wear this gorgeous illusion neckline dress.

While this is marketed as a wedding dress, you can wear it shopping, bowling, target shooting, golfing, or to a thousand other places. Keep in mind that even though this dress has an illusion neckline, people will still be able to see you.

Illusion Neckline Dress

Illusion Neckline Dress

Illusion Neckline Dress

Men’s Health and Fitness-Walk the Walk

Walking is one of the best ways to exercise, but what to wear? You really can’t go wrong with a light pink adult tutu.

Do they really make such a thing you might ask? Yes they do. These handmade tutus are tulle and ribbon and start at $45. The 15 inch is great for prancing and short trips, while the 33 inch is better for power walking and cardio workouts.

Tip: wear sensible shoes.

Light Pink Adult Tutu

Light Pink Adult Tutu

Light Pink Adult Tutu by Pia Mia Boutique on Etsy

Fall Fashion for Men that Dress like Women

Pinterest is a great place to go for fashion, makeup and clothing inspiration. Here is the beautiful Linda Zoe demonstrating fashion staples that never go out of style. Huge breasts, a very sexy blouse, black stockings, a short skirt, bright red lipstick, long nails, a wig, jewellery, and cute high heels. He has also mastered the classic couch pose and is sitting pretty.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

The Sexy Mouse Costume for Men

Are you a man or a mouse? You don’t have to decide now, but consider the ever popular sexy mouse costume for men.

According to the website I found this on, you can craft your costume using accessories and pieces of clothing that you already have in your closet. This mouse kit includes an ear headband, pink bow tie, and long tail.

Now all you need is a cute crop top, T-shirt bra, frilly panties, and a tutu, which you probably already have in your closet.

You will also need a wig, makeup, and mouse shoes. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Mouse shoes, where am I going to get mouse shoes? Do they even make such a thing?”

Yes they do. Just search Mouse Shoes and you will find everything from sneakers to flats to very high heels. All you have to do is find them in your size.

Mouse Costume for Men

Sexy Mouse Costume for Men

Sexy Mouse Costume for Men

Silly Wabbit

So you want to dress like a bunny but can’t find the right outfit. Start with this black bodysuit and headband. One size supposedly fits all, but as with everything in life there are exceptions.

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

At the Soda Shop

This beauty is the Favorite Things Whisky Embroidered Sheer Tank from Dottie’s Delights, modeled by Gia Geneiveve.

Available in a bright fire engine red sheer with red trim and pink accents, or a bubblegum pink sheer with mint green accents. Panties, lipstick, and gum are not included.

If you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time consider prancing. Nine out of ten men can prance like a doe if sufficiently motivated.

Soda Shop-Dottie’s Delights

Soda Shop-Dottie's Delights

Soda Shop-Dottie’s Delights

The Statement Piece

A statement piece is the thing people notice first about your outfit. It is most commonly an accessory such as a necklace, earrings, or bag. However, it can also be a wardrobe item, like a pair of heels, skirt, or amazing jacket.

Tip: start looking for jackets now before they run out of your size, and always try them on in the store. Walk around a bit, ask the sales girls what they think.

This pink fox fur is the definition of a statement piece. You do want to make a statement, right?

Pink Fox Fur

Pink Fox Fur