He’s the master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir, customers appreciate a bon-viveur.
Adziana Crossita (possibly not his real name) is from Perth, Australia and he is absolutely adorable. This is his mission statement:
“I’m just a happy go lucky girly boy that loves all things feminine and also blokey stuff too. I’ve had no surgery or hormones, and live my daily life as a man.”
He may or may not be a sissy but that’s his business. When you look this cute all dressed up you can be anything you want to be. As a matter of fact, anyone can be anything they want to be at any time. Write that down.
So I’m minding my own business trying to get through today’s email, and this ad is on the sidebar. Its for Make Me Chic, featuring all kinds of pretty rompers and jumpsuits which I’ve always had a weakness for.
If you’re on Yahoo you’ve probably seen the website and I would suggest checking it out. Their prices seem very good, sizes go up to large and maybe extra large for you big guys. I’m not sure because I want to get out on my bike before the wind picks up.
The only thing that bothers me slightly with this romper is that it cost $27 and they offer free shipping for orders over $29. Maybe I’ll check out their accessories later but I must have this. Its a short convertible floral romper that’s machine washable. Perfect for just about everything except riding my motorcycle.
Note 1: There is a size guide for each item next to the description-use it.
Note 2: Its short, very short. Be aware of that and choose your panties carefully.
You may be getting a tax refund in the near future and you should try to spend it sensibly, not on something frivolous like another babydoll nightie. Unless that babydoll is the Love Letters Babydoll from Dottie’s Delights.
Description: “This little darling is as sheer as it comes, available in either powder pink or black, made of the same authentic wispy nylon as the vintage nightgowns of the 1960’s. Very short, flirty length gathered from the neckline with a tiny satin ribbon and bow stitched at center.
Little cloud tuffs at the shoulder that can be made to stick upright or down depending on the look you desire. My favorite feature is the ruched circle pouch pocket at the hip, also adorned with the satin ribbon. The perfect size to store all of your naughty and nice items – from lipstick to cell phones to condoms.”
OK, lets recap: a beautiful sheer nightie, available in powder pink or black, made of wispy nylon like the ones you may have worn in the 60’s, and a pocket for your lipstick and cell phone. Well if that isn’t sensible I don’t know what is. Go for it!
Note: panties, manicure, pedicure, heels, false eyelashes, wig, lipstick, cell phone and condoms not included.
Get ready to be completely blown away (not literally). Dainty Rascal is the product of Suzy Cherry and her sister. Every piece is totally unique, hand cut, and constructed specifically for you. She can make clothing in any size and welcomes your design ideas.
This is a vintage 60s sweetheart secretary dress that can be custom made to your measurements. Just one of the most amazing dresses and gowns I’ve ever seen. Custom designs currently take 4-12 weeks depending on the dress, but they do have rush options available if you need it right away.
Tip: whatever you do, do not look at the Hollywood Starlet Dressing Gown-Maribou Ostrich Feather-Silk Chiffon Sheer Robe with crystal buttons. Yes, its as gorgeous as it sounds and you will need it immediately.
Your name may or may not be Barbie, and you may or may not be able to squeeze into this dress. But it does come in large and it cost less than $18.
This dress is ideal for any yard work that involves bending over. You will probably attract a lot of attention and make new friends, maybe meet some of the neighborhood boys that have nothing to do at night.
Tip: Don’t wear really high heels with this dress and try to walk on the grass, thousands of men get badly injured each summer doing just that. Nobody will be looking at your feet anyway.
Now I know how much you love lipstick. In your fantasy, when the girls at the salon finally apply your bright red lipstick, you just want to explode don’t you? You do, I know you do!
Don’t be embarrassed Candy girl, lipstick is a very powerful thing.
Did you know that women have been wearing lipstick for thousands of years? And lipstick has always been associated with femininity.
At one time women who didn’t wear lipstick were suspected of being mentally ill, or even of being a lesbian!
All girls love to wear lipstick honey, and you’re no different. It’s OK, really….
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One of my close friends has a fantasy about being caught stealing lingerie from a clothesline and being completely feminized and abused by a houseful of sexy women and girls. I’m going to make this cum true for him and would love to hear your suggestions. I’m planning on having some friends over one night for drinks and we will be well prepared for a “possible” robbery!
I promise to write about it in graphic detail later this week.
This is the first story I recorded.
What the…Oh my god!
What are you doing in my bedroom? And what are you doing in my bra and panties?
I can’t believe this-you’re a fucking pervert! Wait until my husband finds out that I caught his friendly neighbor prancing around in his wife’s panties and bra! And when I tell my daughter why her mother is throwing out her clothes, I think that she’ll want to share this story with all our neighbors. Won’t that be fun? And you know what-I think I’m going to call the cops. You can explain it to them you sick bastard! You’ll look so pretty in court I’m sure someone will bail you out!
You don’t want me to do that? You like to keep this OUR little secret? Well it’s a little late for that now. I’m never going to be able to forget this!
You fucked up and now you have to pay for it!
You’ll do anything I say-well I can’t think of anything you could do to at this point to make up for what you did. You should have thought about that before you broke in here and went through my lingerie. You need to be taught a lesson and I think that the police can teach it to you.
Stop whining! You don’t understand. You don’t know what its like to be a girl. Its not all fun and games you know, it takes more than that. You just don’t understand.
You know what; maybe there IS something you can do.
I think that you need to learn what being a girl is all about.
I have my weekly appointment at the salon today and you can take my place. You can wear my new red dress and shoes that I see you’ve already tried on and they can help you with your hair-I think a perm would be nice; you have such beautiful curly hair. And a complete make over, manicure and pedicure. And while your there they might as well pierce your ears. Then we can go shopping at the mall. Well, how does that sound? Doesn’t that sound like fun! Because it’s either that or everyone in this town will know that your dirty little secret.
Take your time; you have 10 seconds to decide…………..
That’s a good girl-I think you’ve made the right choice. This can just be our little secret now, and of course the girls at the salon, and the people at the mall.
Having second thoughts? You don’t want to get your hair and makeup done and go shopping with me? Try on some pretty dresses? No?
I thought we discussed that already. You can either be a queen for a day or for life, its up to you. I’ll bet that a few stares and giggles are better than everyone in this town, everyone at school and work and everywhere you go from now on making fun of you for wanting to be a pretty little girl, And you do want to be a girl don’t you honey? DON’T YOU?
Yes, I thought so. So we’re clear now right? You’re going to do everything I tell you do without a problem today is that right?
” Yes Miss Teresa-please make me pretty and take me shopping”
Go ahead, say it again” Yes Miss Teresa, please make me pretty and take me shopping”.
That’s a good girl. Once you’re all prettied up and trying on dresses with me you can be the girl you’ve always wanted to be and you’ll understand everything!
OK-go ahead and take a shower and I’ll get your things ready. Here, you can put on these panties when you’re done. Go ahead-don’t even think about changing your mind now!
Oh you look so cute in pink! Are you starting to feel feminine yet? No, well don’t worry I’m sure you will soon.
Now here’s a matching bra, padded of course. Here let me help you put it on. Now let me see-very very nice. You’re going to be sooo sexy.
Here’s a pair of pantyhose-put them on carefully so your ugly toenails don’t tear them. The girls will take care of that later though, and you’ll have to take them off again,but for now we want you to be as pretty as we can.
I see you chose my brand new dress to try on-you know I never even wore it? That’s alright it’s yours now; you can buy me a new one when we go shopping. We’ll buy you all sorts of pretty things later.
Are you looking forward to it? ARE YOU?
“Yes Miss Teresa-I can’t wait to go shopping with you and buy all new clothes.”
“Yes Miss Teresa-I can’t wait to go shopping with you and buy all new clothes.”
That’s a good girl. You’re going to have to work on that voice though. I’ll have the girls at the salon help you while you’re there.
Isn’t this dress just perfect! It’s so sheer . Your bra and panties will show right through. You’re going to be gorgeous!
And you found my new shoes that I’ve never worn either, go ahead, put them on.
I can’t believe how good they look on you; well they’re yours too now. They have a fantastic shoe department there-you’ll see. You can get buy me new ones and also get some practice with higher heels.
Now walk for me. Let me take a look at you. Slower, come on, you know you’ve walked in heels before. And move your arms a little–here watch me.
Now walk across the room like that-make a little turn, that’s good, now pose. Put your hands on your hips and give me your best feminine smile.
I love it!!! This is going to be so much fun-don’t you think? Yes? Say it like a lady-“Yes Jane-this is going to be so much fun.”
OK, now let me find you a purse and we can go. Would you rather have a shoulder bag or a cute little purse? I’ll show you what I have and you can choose.
You like the shoulder bag? Good choice! That’s what I would have chosen. See-you’re thinking like a girl already.
You know, I have a necklace that I was planning on wearing with that outfit and I’ll be happy to lend it to you just for today. Here-let’s see how this looks.
Perfect! I can’t wait until your hair and makeup are finished.
Alright, I think you’re ready for the salon!
Are you excited about your first trip to the beauty salon? I know I am. I’ve always loved going there and I think you will too once I introduce you to my all my friends and tell them why we’re there.
What am I going to tell them? Ah, that’s so cute-your shy aren’t you? Your not worried about anything are you? Because they’re just going to help you. I’m going to tell them how you broke into my house, tried on my clothes, and begged me to help make you into a beautiful girl. That is what happened right? I mean look at you. You have on my panties and bra, pantyhose, dress and high heels. Do you think for a second that they won’t believe me?
OK then-so when we get there you are going to agree with everything I say and ask them if they can PLEASE help you with your hair, makeup and nails right?
That’s better. Oh look there’s the shop now, and it’s so crowded. But don’t worry sweetie, you’ll be the most popular person in there I assure you.
Are you ready? Now straighten your dress, don’t forget your purse, and just stand there and look pretty for me for a minute.
I can’t resist- I have to take a few pictures.
DON’T GIVE ME ANY CRAP! It’s much too late to get out of this now and you know it. You have absolutely no more choice about anything. You’ll do what I say and like it BITCH! That’s right-you’re my little bitch now and you’re going to talk like one, walk like one, look like one, and act like one. You’re a stupid little bitch in a dress and you’re going inside with me now and you’re going to like it-do you understand?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
You’re mine now to do whatever I want with. Anything and everything, and don’t forget it! You’re going to remember this day for a long, long time.
Now let’s go in and remember – act like a lady.
Hi ladies-I want you to meet someone. Everyone this is my new sissy! Say hi Sissy!
We will have to work on that voice.
Sissy is my neighbor and guess where I found her today? In my bedroom trying on my lingerie! That’s right-she broke in and went through my drawers and closet and all my personal things. I was furious at first and was going to call the police, but when she broke down and told me she has always wanted to be a girl I had to stop and think.
She even begged me not to tell anyone and help her become the feminine little thing she’s always dreamed of. So I thought about my appointment today and well, here we are.
What do you think girls? Can you help make her beautiful?
Yes she does have pretty legs-she on the swim team and shaves all her body hair. Isn’t that convenient? We were thinking about a perm-she has such pretty curly hair.
You agree? Great then we can start there.
Why don’t you have a seat in Donna’s chair Sissy? There now, let’s have a look at you.
Ah, she’s blushing-Sissy is kind of shy- we’ll have to work on that.
Now as for her make up, I think she should look as feminine as possible, maybe even a little slutty.
Don’t you think Sissy? You are a naughty little slut aren’t you?
This will be the perfect pay back for breaking into my house.
She’s all yours girls. Do whatever you have to do to make her pretty!
Her eyebrows will have to be waxed of course, and she wants to have her ears pierced. Oh and Sara, you do such lovely nails that I think we just have to give Sissy a manicure and pedicure, don’t you agree? Something in a deep red to match her dress. And I guess her lipstick should be that color too. Does anyone have any other ideas?
You think that she should take her dress off until you’re finished so it won’t get ruined?
I think that’s a GREAT idea!!!
She’s wearing such pretty panties and bra today too!
You don’t mind do you Sissy?
I didn’t think so.
Alright-I have some things to do so she’s all yours girls. How long do you think this make over will take?
Three hours- Really?
OK, that’s fine -you just take your time and do it right. And by the way, she needs some help sounding a little more girly so maybe you can help her with that too, OK?
See you later Sissy, Have fun!
Oh, don’t look so worried! I’m coming back for you.
We’re going shopping remember?
Don’t let her fool you girls, shes loving every second of this. Right Sissy?
Well-have fun ladies. I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with her.
Oh that reminds me, I have to get my camera.
This is going to be something to remember for a long, long time!