This Is NOT Your Mother’s Girdle

Thanksgiving means different things to everyone, but for most of us it means a lot of food. Everyone else is stuffing themselves, so you figure why not?

Then after the company finally leaves and you have some alone time, you put on your favorite lingerie and dress. You feel great and you look great so you saunter over to the full length mirror to blow yourself some kisses and practice posing.

Oh-oh, where did those extra 10 pounds come from? Now you’re depressed and spend the rest of the day in bed sulking.

Butt wait-there is a very simple solution: Shapewear.

Miraclesuit Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer Nude

Miraclesuit Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer Nude

This is the Miraclesuit by Miraclebody. Their logo is that you can look 10 pounds lighter in 10 seconds. 10 seconds!

But if you’re like most guys that’s a bit optimistic. By the time you lock all the doors, pull down the blinds, and get your things out from that secret hiding place a good half hour has gone by. Then you probably fondle your Miraclesuit for a few minutes, and take your time putting it on. It’s alright sweetie, enjoy yourself.

Slowly pull it up all the way, loving the soft fabric and the way it clings to your body.

Now put on that same dress and take a look. It’s a miracle! You actually look 10 pounds lighter.

Sweet huh? It comes in small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large for those of you that finished the pie.

The Miraclesuit Luxurious Lace Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer comes in Nude or Black, but of course you’ll want to get both.

Miraclesuit Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer Black

Miraclesuit Hi Waist Thigh Slimmer Black

Just imagine what your friends at work will say when you wear it to the office under your slacks.

“Wow Tom, I don’t know how you stay in shape, especially after the holiday.”

You smile and nod. DO NOT GIGGLE AND CURTSEY. That’s almost always a giveaway.

Halloween-when boys can be girls

Dressing up as a girl on Halloween may be your dream, and like most dreams, this isn’t always easy to achieve.

All is takes is one word from your partner and its over: NO.

DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS DIE!

Some people dream of climbing mountains. It seems like a great idea and they make all kinds of plans and finally do it. But there are a lot of things that can go wrong on a mountain. For example, your toes may freeze right off.

One day you wake up, freezing cold, and you realize that now you have no toes. FUCK!

Some dreams may be best left as dreams. Then again, some dreams are a lot less dangerous and are well within your reach.

So what can you do if you want to dress up as a girl this Halloween, but have all kinds of fears, worries, and no support? You can be creative and get this dream started right now.

Lets say you go ahead and order a very pretty dress in your size. You may as well get panties too right? And a bra, and stockings, and a garter belt, and a fantastic pair of 5 inch heels that fit you like Cinderella. The package arrives soon and you’re halfway there.

There it is, your dream outfit. As you sit there smiling and caress the fabric of your new petticoat, your wife walks in. She sees your face, the dress, the panties, the heels, and sighs.

But its too late-you’ve already bought everything. You work hard, and if you decide to spend a couple of bucks on something special once in a while that’s certainly your right.

So now what happens? You can easily return it all but your wife doesn’t know that. So she scratches her head and says: “Oh alright, but you’re going to have to shave your legs, let me do your makeup, paint your nails, and figure out something for that hair.” (She thinks you’ll be so embarrassed that you’ll never want to do it again)

BINGO! YOU’RE IN!

And do you know what the best part is?

That dress will be hanging in your closet for the rest of the year.

Those panties will be in your dresser drawer with the garter belt and stockings, just waiting for you.

And those heels will be in your shoe rack with your work boots and sneakers, just begging to be worn once in a while.

You do have a shoe rack right?

Picture yourself in this Trixie Sissy Dress. It also comes in baby blue if you’re the type to go against tradition.

“For in that sleep of death what dreams may come?” William Shakespeare

Trixie Sissy Dress

Trixie Sissy Dress

This Halloween for sure,right?

This post is not for you brave souls that get all dressed up and go to bars, clubs, parties, and maybe grocery shopping. This is for the secret sissies. The shy boys. The ones that say: “If only I was brave enough.”

I want you to start thinking about Halloween. Yes, its not for a while, but this is your chance!

On this day only you are given permission by the entire world to dress any way you like. And how is it you like to dress? As a beautiful woman!

So many people I’ve spoken to plan on doing it every year and for one reason or another don’t go through with it.

“But Miss Teresa, my Wife!”

I know honey, I know. But its just this one time right? This is something you want to try just this once (so the story can go). And since its a one time thing you want to do it right.

“What does that mean to me, the shy, secretive sissy Miss Teresa?”

I’m glad you asked. It means that you’re not just going to put on an old dress and a costume store wig, you are going to dress up completely from head to toe.

“OOOOOO-I like that”

PAY ATTENTION WILL YA!

This means shaving. Yes, shaving your face, but while you’re at it you might as well shave your legs. Its fall and no one will see your legs for a long time. And then you might as well shave your chest. And your back, and your arms.

“Shave my arms? Is that really necessary?”

If you want to do this you might as well go all the way. Plus it will help you feel more feminine.

OK, so now you need an outfit. Panties of course. Stockings with or without a garter belt. A bra or corset. A fabulous dress. And high heels.

Another fun part of this wonderful holiday is that you can walk right into any beauty salon and have them do your makeup without being embarrassed. What you want to do is walk in one day a week or so beforehand and tell them that you’re going to dress as a girl this year. You don’t know anything about makeup and its going to be a surprise to your wife/girlfriend/other.

They giggle and tell you how cute that is! You’re standing there in jeans and a sports shirt so they’re having a hard time even believing you, much less expecting you to show up dressed to kill! They say “Sure, we can help you. When would you like to come in?”

BINGO! You’re in! You have a complete outfit picked out, you’ve shaved, and you have an appointment at the beauty salon for a makeover! And the best part? No one will think its strange.

They might be surprised when you strut in that afternoon in your cocktail dress and heels, but its Halloween! Its OK!

“What about my hair Miss Teresa? I don’t have enough hair to style?”

If that’s the case then you simply bring your wig in a shopping bag. They’ll help make sure it fits right and looks great on you.

Now since you’ve gone this far, and are loving every second of it, you might as well get a manicure. And if you were smart enough to get open toe shoes then a pedicure is a must as well.

“But I live alone, and I don’t plan to go out on Halloween.”

You don’t have to. Enjoy the experience of being a gorgeous woman, take some pictures, and go home. You might surprise yourself and decide to stop at just one bar or club. Just because you can.

One last suggestion. Bring along an extra pair of shoes for driving. Driving in heels is an acquired skill, and you don’t want to ruin a perfect night out.

Happy Halloween!