Men in Mini Skirts

There is a comic in today’s paper called Speed Bump with a father and son shopping at the mall. The caption says: Remember son, we’re men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Linda Zoe shows that stereotypes are made to be broken wearing an adorable white mini skirt, seamed stockings and white high heels. Remember, you can try on outfits all day long and you don’t have to buy anything.

Tip: always ask the sales girls how you look, some men just don’t have the legs for a mini skirt.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

Attention Crossdressing Walmart Shoppers

Walmart not only has a great selection of lingerie but they have most things in large and extra large sizes. This Avidlove Chemise with G-String is only $10 and comes in black, red and purple.

Stop in one day, pick up some fishing line or something and head to the lingerie department. Don’t worry too much about helpful sales girls rushing over to ask you a million questions, because most are busy stocking shelves and complaining about overtime.

You might think the tricky part will be at the checkout line, but again they don’t really care as long as you aren’t a shoplifter. Just smile and act natural as you pay for you frilly lingerie and G-string.

Note: When you’re in the lingerie section get some full cut panties and ditch the G-string later. If by some chance someone does come up to you and ask if you need help, just tell her you need to buy some big girl panties. She will understand completely.

Avidlove Chemise with G-String

Avidlove Chemise with G-String

Of Nurseries and Nighties

We took a ride to a local nursery today to look for seeds and Jiffy pots (not the popcorn things). If you ever want something to do on a cold winter day walking around a greenhouse is a fantastic way to spend an hour.

At the nursery

At the nursery

Looking at all the gorgeous flowers and plants made me think about spring and everything I love about it. My friend Michael was obviously thinking about the exact same thing because we looked at each other and both said: SPRING WARDROBE!

Michael likes gardening as well as prancing around his backyard in a nightgown, so this pink mesh nightie is perfect for him. This sheer nightie is sold by Carol Patterson, owner of My Sweet Mischief in Gold Coast, Australia.

The nightie is a soft nylon mesh, lined with a soft nylon knit fabric, but she can make it without the lining if you prefer it sheer. I suggest you get yours with the lining so you can have the neighbors over for coffee in the morning without feeling self conscious.

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh sheer nighty by My Sweet Mischief on Etsy

Real Men Wear Kimonos

You have some friends over to watch the Super Bowl and you just want to relax and be comfortable. But you hesitate to wear your pink babydoll nightgown and stockings because you don’t want the guys to get the wrong idea. What to do, what to do?

Consider a simple Kimono. I saw this one on Etsy and even though it may seem slightly feminine and made of silk, its considered Unisex. Slip on satin panties and a bra, put your hair up, go easy on the makeup, and you’re just one of the guys enjoying the game in a comfy robe (more or less).

Note: this one is missing the belt so make sure to keep it closed at all times. Men get easily bored during commercials and may still get the wrong idea. Remind that your Kimono is Unisex and your panties and bra are just a fashion choice.

Unisex Silk Kimono

Unisex Silk Kimono

Vintage 70’s Embroidered Silk Kimono by MTTC on Etsy

How To Wear A Pink Petticoat-A Guide For Men

Step 1: Purchase a pink petticoat and put it on. You panties do not have to match exactly, but consider complementary shades, consult a color wheel if necessary.

Step 2: Prance for at least five full minutes. This is one of the most important things you can do to break your petticoat in. Cartwheels and handstands are also helpful but may be beyond your ability. Ask your doctor if such extreme prancing is right for you.

Step 3: Take a few pictures for your friends at work and the boys at the bowling alley. Try different expressions although blowing kisses is a proven favorite with bowlers. If you have some props use them, you really can’t go wrong with cut flowers.

This gorgeous Pink Short Petticoat is available on Etsy and sold by Alison Ballard of Silly Old Seadog.

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat by Silly Old Seadog on Etsy

Harness Racing

So you want to wear a lace harness? This naughty number will stop him in his tracks (you may or may not want that). Its made with soft stretch lace, satin ribbon ties, and Venice lace accents. Stunning on its own but also beautiful as a layering piece.

This Etsy shop is called Naughty Naughty Lingerie and is owned by Terry Rebecca Gilchrist. Terry wakes up and gets ready to “be the girl who will be making your panties” and smiles…ready to change the world, one comfy sleep bra and skirted thong at a time.

Note: you can’t change the world until you change your panties.

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness by Naughty Naughty on Etsy

It began with a bra

Last fall I wrote about an adorable nightdress from Indian lingerie retailer Zivame. Their mission statement is this: “It began with a bra. With a dream to go beyond. Beyond limited choices. Beyond everything women were used to. Beyond just lingerie.”

You may be one of the 85% of people in the world wearing the wrong bra, but it’s hard to wear the wrong babydoll. Take a look.

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

Silly Wabbit

So you want to dress like a bunny but can’t find the right outfit. Start with this black bodysuit and headband. One size supposedly fits all, but as with everything in life there are exceptions.

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

Bodysuit Bunny Costume

I Love my Panties!

There is a website called Katie & Laura’s Fancy Satin Panty Store that I think you’ll really enjoy. They have satin panties of course, as well as photo galleries and videos.

Mission statement: “We want everyone to say, I Love my Panties! All shoppers are welcome here and we will work hard to be your Panty Girls. Male Panty Shoppers may want to see our guide for Men.

Our male customers are just some of the sweetest people we know, and we wish them all the Love and Happiness they deserve. Being accepted is so very important, and we absolutely accept and embrace you as someone who appreciates the Loveliest parts of life.”

So to recap, they have fancy satin panties, photo galleries, Katie and Laura’s little guide for men wearing women’s panties, and a Love My Panties Guarantee.

You’re welcome.

Katie & Laura’s Fancy Satin Panty Store

Katie & Laura's Fancy Satin Panty Store

Katie & Laura’s Fancy Satin Panty Store

Romper Room

So I’m minding my own business trying to get through today’s email, and this ad is on the sidebar. Its for Make Me Chic, featuring all kinds of pretty rompers and jumpsuits which I’ve always had a weakness for.

If you’re on Yahoo you’ve probably seen the website and I would suggest checking it out. Their prices seem very good, sizes go up to large and maybe extra large for you big guys. I’m not sure because I want to get out on my bike before the wind picks up.

The only thing that bothers me slightly with this romper is that it cost $27 and they offer free shipping for orders over $29. Maybe I’ll check out their accessories later but I must have this. Its a short convertible floral romper that’s machine washable. Perfect for just about everything except riding my motorcycle.

Note 1: There is a size guide for each item next to the description-use it.

Note 2: Its short, very short. Be aware of that and choose your panties carefully.

Convertible Floral Romper

Convertible Floral Romper

Convertible Floral Romper

Crossdressing Spring Fashion 2016

It’s not spring yet officially, but with the snow melting and warmer weather it’s not far off. So you’re probably thinking about new styles to fill your lingerie drawers and closet. Butt wait….what about your hair?

Before you even go shopping, you’ll have to do your hair and makeup, so I’ve put together a new Pinterest board to give you some ideas and inspiration. While you’re there check out my other new board called Corsets and Waist Training.

Corsets you say? But aren’t corsets uncomfortable and sometimes even painful? Well girls, and I use the term loosely, it is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. Write that down.

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

He’s a rich girl, and he’s gone too far

So you’re playing poker at your house with the guys, and everyone has a story about the great sales they discovered right after the holidays.

The first guy says: “I got four pairs of the prettiest panties you’ve ever seen at Target for 40% off!” You all look at each other and say oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

The second guy says: “Well I went to Walmart and bought a killer maxi dress for only 15 bucks!” Once again, oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

The third guy says: “I went to Kmart and bought a pink babydoll nightie with padded cups for just 5 bucks!” And again, oooo, ahhhh, oooo, ahhhh.

Now its your turn. You politely excuse yourself and go into the bedroom to show them what you recently bought. Slipping it on, you wonder if you should even tell them how little you paid for it.

“Check this out boys” you say with a smile, “I got this mesh tropical print romper at The House of Rockefeller, but it wasn’t on sale.”

The three of them stare at you, their jaws drop, and they’re all thinking the same thing: “He’s a rich girl, and he’s gone too far, cause we know it don’t matter anyway. He can rely on the old man’s money, he can rely on the old man’s money.”

You don’t have to tell them you only paid $35.

The House of Rockefeller

Mesh Tropical Print Romper

Mesh Tropical Print Romper

Is There A Panty Heaven?

Yes Virginia, there is a Panty Heaven, and its on Etsy. A woman named Anna Protsenko has a shop there and this is her mission statement:

“There is something timeless about classy slips and high waist girdles. As a former design student, who was told on too many occasions to count that my designs were outlandish, I feel I have found the ultimate outlet for my wild creations. Its about transformation, and a personal statement. Sometimes to flaunt, and sometimes to hold as your own little secret.”

She also has slips, peignoirs, and all kinds of silky, satin things for those of you that like wild creations and having your own little secret. Remember, every time a bell rings, a sissy gets new panties.

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Lingerie Word Association

I’m going to give you a list of 39 words, and I’d like you to think about what they have in common. Here we go;

Love Heart, Dream On, I’m Yours, Wild Thing, Sweet Heart, Hold Me, Snow Drop, Poison Ivy, Bella Donna, Azalea, Narcissus, Absinthe, Bisou Bisou Mercury, Deadly Nightshade, Angel’s Trumpet, Opium, Lilium, Delphinium, Foxglove, Larkspur, Sweet Pea, Oleander, Wisteria, and Rubinette.

If you said the Mimi Holliday Collection of fun, charming, sexy and sweet lingerie you would be right. This is not specifically holiday lingerie, although now is a great time to treat yourself to some new things. But wait, there’s more.

Also included is the Damaris Collection. Damaris lingerie is famous for being the most luxurious lingerie on the planet. The stunning actress Amber Anderson is the face of the collection, bringing a cheeky edge and goddess-like beauty to the ethereal range.

So far so good right? This is the description of one of my favorite pieces-The Archimedes Bow Lace Bralette. I hope you’re sitting down.

The Archimedes Bralette is designed to be cherished. Somehow, the black, sheer silk tulle, so carefully decorated with French lace, has a beguiling sense of innocence about it. Perhaps it is the sweet bow motif, or the gently delicate mother-of-pearl buttons that close the back. Perhaps it is the impossibly dainty silk straps that rest imperceptibly on shoulders. Somehow, this unmistakably seductive bralette is, simultaneously, pure poetry.

Sheer silk tulle, a beguiling sense of innocence, impossibly dainty silk straps, simultaneously, pure poetry? The only thing left to do is to order one (or more) for yourself. By the way, the Archimedes V Knicker is described as utterly mind-blowing. Eureka!

Mimi Holliday Lingerie

The Archimedes Bralette

The Archimedes Bralette

Raine and Bea

Raine and Bea create British made couture pieces and luxurious limited edition lingerie, using the finest silks and satins with specially sourced Ostrich feathers, and Swarovski crystal elements. What are Swarovski Crystals you probably wonder?

Swarovski crystals are man-made gems manufactured in Austria. In 1892, Daniel Swarovski invented a machine for making precision-cut, beautiful, high quality lead glass crystals using quartz, sand, and minerals. For five generations, the Swarovski family has continued the tradition of making the most recognized crystals in the world out of their factory in Wattens, Austria.

So you have to ask yourself one question, and its not do you feel lucky. You have to ask yourself if you currently have any lingerie made with Ostrich feathers and Swarovski Crystal elements. I know I don’t, but I do love Ostriches.

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

Raine and Bea Lingerie

The Dainty Rascals

Get ready to be completely blown away (not literally). Dainty Rascal is the product of Suzy Cherry and her sister. Every piece is totally unique, hand cut, and constructed specifically for you. She can make clothing in any size and welcomes your design ideas.

This is a vintage 60s sweetheart secretary dress that can be custom made to your measurements. Just one of the most amazing dresses and gowns I’ve ever seen. Custom designs currently take 4-12 weeks depending on the dress, but they do have rush options available if you need it right away.

Tip: whatever you do, do not look at the Hollywood Starlet Dressing Gown-Maribou Ostrich Feather-Silk Chiffon Sheer Robe with crystal buttons. Yes, its as gorgeous as it sounds and you will need it immediately.

DaintyRascal on Etsy

Vintage 60s Sweetheart Secretary Dress

Vintage 60s Sweetheart Secretary Dress

The Statement Piece

A statement piece is the thing people notice first about your outfit. It is most commonly an accessory such as a necklace, earrings, or bag. However, it can also be a wardrobe item, like a pair of heels, skirt, or amazing jacket.

Tip: start looking for jackets now before they run out of your size, and always try them on in the store. Walk around a bit, ask the sales girls what they think.

This pink fox fur is the definition of a statement piece. You do want to make a statement, right?

Pink Fox Fur

Pink Fox Fur

At the Crazy Farm

Are you looking for an adorable cotton nightdress with the popular phrase: Hello, We Love Crazy Farm and a cartoon cow? Well Indian lingerie retailer Zivame sells them but they are currently out of stock (you can be notified when they get more).

Zivame company Co-founders Richa Kar and Kapil Karekar said they started Zivame to re imagine the lingerie industry, and the difficulties within the lingerie buying experience in India.

Now pay attention because this is interesting. In India, most lingerie stores are staffed by men, which can make women shopping for bras and panties feel awkward. Lingerie stores everywhere else are staffed by women, which can make crossdressers, transvestites and sissies shopping for bras and panties feel awkward there.

Crazy right? Check out this Sleeveless Nightdress as well as all kinds of other great stuff including bras, panties, shapewear, comfortwear, activewear, swimwear, accessories and more.

Zivame Lingerie

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

James and the Giant Lipstick

I’d like to tell you a true story about my friend James. This is not a fairy tale but James is indeed a fairy.

He sent me a picture of a dress he found online with the model holding what looks like a giant lipstick, and asked if I had any idea where to buy it. A quick search showed that its not actually giant but it is a rather large red lipstick purse from Pinup Girl. I’ll give you the link at the end of the post.

Red Lipstick Purse

Red Lipstick Purse

This is not really my style, but if you like attention getting accessories it may just be the perfect purse for you. Now I’d like to show you the dress which is also not really my style but very, very cute.

Cartoon Print Dress

Cartoon Print Dress

Be aware that this dress will probably not fit most men. Even though it comes in Large and Extra Large you have to be very trim and not too tall. The Extra Large is designed for a 33 inch waist and a 38 bust. So if that’s you and you like this I say go for it. Butt wait-It also comes in black.

If you buy this dress, and its a great deal at less than $50, you have to ask yourself one question. And its not do you feel lucky, although you might very well get lucky if you rock this outfit. You have to ask yourself if you’re prepared for all the attention you’re going to get from the guys.

So you may want to learn this model’s pose and have a line ready when they ask you out. Look straight at the guy, tilt your sunglasses, and say: “You talkin’ to me?” Don’t get all De Niro on him but say it in your sexiest voice, then wait for a response. You should probably practice this at home.

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress in Black

Cartoon Print Dress: us.shein.com

Red Lipstick Purse: www.pinupgirlclothing.com

The Unique Vintage Crossdresser

Yes its 90 degrees today, humid and sticky. It feels like one of the dog days of August, probably because it is. But August ends tomorrow and that means fall is just about here. It also means something very important to all you boys that like to dress up as girls. It means that Halloween is right around the block (not literally).

I suggest that you start thinking about it now, and I also suggest that you don’t get a cheap costume at one of those party stores. Consider buying something that you can wear again and again.

Now I know what you’re thinking, when people ask what your costume is, you don’t want to just say you’re a girl. OK then, how about an amazing outfit that you can wear again and again, that can also be considered a costume? Get ready for the most incredible collection of unique vintage dresses and clothing that you’ve ever seen. You can even choose a look based on your favorite era, the 1920’s through the 1980’s.

Picture yourself in this 1920s Style Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress. Gorgeous right? And not only does this dress come in sizes all the way to 2x, they have the matching slip that you’ll need.

Remember: Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder. I understand if that confuses you.

Unique Vintage Dresses & Clothing

Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress

Beaded Mesh Flapper Dress