There is a comic in today’s paper called Speed Bump with a father and son shopping at the mall. The caption says: Remember son, we’re men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.
Linda Zoe shows that stereotypes are made to be broken wearing an adorable white mini skirt, seamed stockings and white high heels. Remember, you can try on outfits all day long and you don’t have to buy anything.
Tip: always ask the sales girls how you look, some men just don’t have the legs for a mini skirt.
Fashion can be confusing for most guys, so start with the basics. These Wolford Fatal 15 Tights come in six different colors so you can wear something different to work each day. Note: learn the dress code (unless you’re the boss).
The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.
Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.
“One of the benefits of bodystockings is that they can be worn discreetly beneath just about any outfit. No one will know that you have a wonderful surprise for your special someone lingering beneath your clothing.”
Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.
Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.
Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.
Polish hosiery brand Ballerina has developed a range of pheromone-enhanced tights designed to attract the opposite sex when worn. The patent-pending Hush Hush range is “delicately perfumed” and contains a scientifically formulated pheromone concentrate they’ve named Alterego.
In case you can’t read Polish this is from the Ballerina website:
With the latest patented technology stockings with pheromones Hush Hush helps a woman feel special – subtly emphasizing her sexiness. With Hush Hush she will be able to spread a tempting, readable ambient aura of attractiveness and self-confidence. Her voice will be seen as a more alluring, her scent more sensual, her skin more velvety … to capture the magic of the moment at which it most depends.
So, you get all dressed up in your sexiest outfit including these tights, and walk into your local bar or club. But before you can even order a drink and flirt with the bartender, incredibly hot guys are all over you. Buying you shots, telling you how pretty you are, and doing their best to get into your panties.
Now is that what you really want? Think about it, then order a few dozen pairs.