Crossdressing Photography Basics

The basics in crossdressing photography are the same as the basics in all photography. Get creative, try different things and think outside the box. You should also wear a lot of makeup and huge breast forms.

As Robert Jordan once said: “There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.” Of course, sometimes a man has to face whatever comes while on his knees. Sometimes a man may even have to swallow his pride, among other things. Every picture tells a story so use a fast shutter speed.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

Men in Mini Skirts

There is a comic in today’s paper called Speed Bump with a father and son shopping at the mall. The caption says: Remember son, we’re men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Linda Zoe shows that stereotypes are made to be broken wearing an adorable white mini skirt, seamed stockings and white high heels. Remember, you can try on outfits all day long and you don’t have to buy anything.

Tip: always ask the sales girls how you look, some men just don’t have the legs for a mini skirt.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

The Male Secretary-Dress Code and Work Ethic

Working as a secretary can be a very rewarding job for a man if approached in the right way. Most if not all of your coworkers will be women, so you will have a ball talking about clothes, makeup, and cute guys. But there are certain things you have to consider, including occasionally doing some actual work.

Whether or not you can type 100 words per minute may not matter if you dress the part. First of all you need to follow the dress code. Office rules vary but matching lipstick and nail polish are almost always appreciated, especially as you will set an example for the other girls.

The always lovely Linda Zoe (possibly not his real name) demonstrates some of the essentials.

Dressed For Success

Dressed For Success

At some point you will have to stop browsing lingerie and porn sites and just do your job, they probably didn’t hire you just because you look great in a short dress. There are files to file, paperclips to sort and the always stressful taking dictation in shorthand (keep your legs crossed).

Lost in thought

Lost in thought

Now this may be your dream job and the pay can be fantastic, but its not all sitting pretty and reapplying your lipstick. Common secretary duties include answering telephones, greeting visitors, ordering supplies and providing various services to customers. You have to take your job very seriously and you have to be a team player.

Of course, most men have the attention span of a goldfish when work is not all that exciting, so there is one more skill to master. This may take practice but in the long run it will pay off every time. When your boss asks for the report you were supposed to have finished hours ago but completely forgot about, its time for the move.

Slowly stand up from your desk making sure the tops of your stockings are showing, smooth your dress and show him those gorgeous legs. Get close enough to him so that he can smell your perfume and look him right in the eye. Next is the tricky part and you may have to tailor your response to the man in charge.

Lick your lips and say: Oh Mister Manager, I’m so, so sorry, is there anything I can do to make this up to you? Anything? Nine out of ten men will find something for you to do but be discreet, its harder to sleep your way to the top when the other girls are doing the same thing.

The Move

The Move

Ironing Tips For Men

The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.

Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.

Rachel Boomboom

Rachel Boomboom

The Sissy Walk of Shame

This is one of four illustrations that Rocket Dave made me for my caught in panties story a while back. I like this one the best because I think he really captured the sissy walk of shame into the beauty salon. Note: not every sissy has such great legs.

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The Sissy Walk of Shame

The Sissy Walk of Shame

Beauty Apps For Crossdressers, Transvestites and Sissies

I read a very interesting article in the N.Y. Times today about the Chinese beauty app Meitu. You’re probably more interested in trying it than reading about it so here is the gist of it:

“Meitu gives its users the power to create idealized versions of their real-world selves and share them with others. Its makers say: Our mission is to make the world a more beautiful place.” Seems kind of sad in my opinion but check it out.

Meitu Beauty App

Beauty App

Beauty App

Possible Panty Thieves Wanted in Victoria’s Secret Robbery

Two men wearing false eyelashes, long red nails, and women’s yoga pants stole from a Victoria’s Secret in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Suspects have been described as athletic, well dressed and very cute. They were last seen at a local gym posing in front of the mirror and driving the other men crazy. Police promise that the perpetrators will be properly punished.

At large

At large

Fall Fashion for Men that Dress like Women

Pinterest is a great place to go for fashion, makeup and clothing inspiration. Here is the beautiful Linda Zoe demonstrating fashion staples that never go out of style. Huge breasts, a very sexy blouse, black stockings, a short skirt, bright red lipstick, long nails, a wig, jewellery, and cute high heels. He has also mastered the classic couch pose and is sitting pretty.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

Special Requests-Transvestites In Trouble

I’m getting a lot of suggestions for new audio stories and a surprising number of them are about prostitution. Sure, a lot of guys are powdered, perfumed, primped, and pimped, but their hours are long and working conditions are terrible.

I sometimes miss the old days, when men were men and a simple caught in panties fantasy was enough. Blame the internet.

Note: Smoking’s bad m’kay?

Trouble, trouble, trouble

Trouble, trouble, trouble

Sissy Audio-Special Requests

I am recording again and will be adding to my Podcast very soon. If you have suggestions or special requests leave a comment below.

Sissy stories will be considered but must be less than 1000 words. A good example is Saragirl’s Sissy Confession (see my story page or Podcast). Do not send me anything without discussing it first, there are only 24 little hours in a day.

Topics can include forced feminization, sissy humiliation, transvestite bondage, sissy maids, or all of the above. But absolutely no more cheerleader fantasies, too many torn ligaments.

Cheers

Cheers

Back to Basics-Crossdressing Photography

The internet is full of photos of crossdressers, transvestites and sissies, most blurry and badly lit. Don’t be that guy.

Think composition, color, light, and probably most important, use a tripod and self timer. Or ask someone to take your picture while you concentrate on your pose. Consider asking the girls next door, and if you really can’t find anyone else, order a pizza and ask the delivery boy. Tip well.

Note: the tip does not necessarily have to be money. Use your imagination.

Back to Basics-Crossdressing Photography

Back to Basics-Crossdressing Photography

The Halloween Sissy

Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.

Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.

Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.

Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Head to toe

Head to toe

Crossdressing Spring Fashion 2016

It’s not spring yet officially, but with the snow melting and warmer weather it’s not far off. So you’re probably thinking about new styles to fill your lingerie drawers and closet. Butt wait….what about your hair?

Before you even go shopping, you’ll have to do your hair and makeup, so I’ve put together a new Pinterest board to give you some ideas and inspiration. While you’re there check out my other new board called Corsets and Waist Training.

Corsets you say? But aren’t corsets uncomfortable and sometimes even painful? Well girls, and I use the term loosely, it is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. Write that down.

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

What is the difference between a Crossdresser, a Transvestite and a Sissy?

Good question, complicated answer. Now pay attention because this gets involved. All transvestites and sissies are crossdressers by definition because they dress up in clothes of the opposite sex, but not all crossdressers are transvestites or sissies.

A crossdresser may be a transvestite or sissy, or even both depending on the day, weather conditions and heels available.

Remember though, that these are just labels. If a boy wants to dress up as a girl he can call himself anything he wants. He can simply dress up and prance around the house for a while, or dress up and go out to a bar to look for a boyfriend.

There is one little known way to tell the difference with 85% accuracy, if for some reason you feel the need to know. A crossdresser tends to take better photos.

This has yet to be scientifically proven, although not for lack of volunteers. The scientists tend to be crossdressers as well as transvestites with sissy tendencies, and most of the photos end up all wet and sticky.

For more psychological theories of crossdressing and fetish you can listen to The Psychology of Crossdressing here.

Pretty as a picture

Pretty as a picture

Is There A Panty Heaven?

Yes Virginia, there is a Panty Heaven, and its on Etsy. A woman named Anna Protsenko has a shop there and this is her mission statement:

“There is something timeless about classy slips and high waist girdles. As a former design student, who was told on too many occasions to count that my designs were outlandish, I feel I have found the ultimate outlet for my wild creations. Its about transformation, and a personal statement. Sometimes to flaunt, and sometimes to hold as your own little secret.”

She also has slips, peignoirs, and all kinds of silky, satin things for those of you that like wild creations and having your own little secret. Remember, every time a bell rings, a sissy gets new panties.

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Pantie Heaven on Etsy

Do Panty Thieves Ever Get Caught?

Yes they do, and a very clever Manhattan financial analyst did just that by using a hidden smartphone camera, and nabbed her apartment building’s super sneaking into her pad and then sniffing and swiping her lingerie.

“I don’t want to think what he was doing, but everyone has theories, and I’m sure not good,” Ashley Chase told the N.Y. Post.

Ashley Chase via N.Y. Post

Ashley Chase via N.Y. Post

Chase first suspected something strange was happening inside her fifth floor studio when she returned from a Labor Day trip to the Hamptons last year, and couldn’t find a purple lace bra. As time passed, a series of undergarments disappeared, including a black and gold bikini top, a tan bra and at least three pairs of panties.

“I also realized at that point that underwear I had worn that weekend that were in the dirty hamper were missing,” she said, describing the moment in July when she put the pieces together.

The building superintendent, José Cedillo, was caught red handed and he knew it. Papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court say he copped to the panty raid, admitting: “I went in today to look around. I took a pair of panties.” The creepy super added: “I went in another time a few months ago. I don’t remember when.” Cedillo is now free on $50,000 bond.

Could she have blackmailed him? Of course, but as a busy professional she likely didn’t have time and blackmail is technically illegal.

The most interesting part of the story for me, is that this time it was the building super. Usually its the maid.

The Panty Maid

The Panty Maid

At the Crazy Farm

Are you looking for an adorable cotton nightdress with the popular phrase: Hello, We Love Crazy Farm and a cartoon cow? Well Indian lingerie retailer Zivame sells them but they are currently out of stock (you can be notified when they get more).

Zivame company Co-founders Richa Kar and Kapil Karekar said they started Zivame to re imagine the lingerie industry, and the difficulties within the lingerie buying experience in India.

Now pay attention because this is interesting. In India, most lingerie stores are staffed by men, which can make women shopping for bras and panties feel awkward. Lingerie stores everywhere else are staffed by women, which can make crossdressers, transvestites and sissies shopping for bras and panties feel awkward there.

Crazy right? Check out this Sleeveless Nightdress as well as all kinds of other great stuff including bras, panties, shapewear, comfortwear, activewear, swimwear, accessories and more.

Zivame Lingerie

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

Hello Love Sleeveless Nightdress

The Beauty Salon Fetish-Photos of Curlers and Rollers

The beauty salon fetish is an all time favorite of crossdressers, transvestites and sissies. Unfortunately, few photos of men in curlers and rollers can be found. Possibly because by the time they got up the nerve to go they didn’t have enough hair to curl.

Here are 351 photos of women in curlers of all kinds and links for more on this Pinterest board: Hair In Progress. You will have to sign in to view them all. Enjoy!

Hair In Progress-Pinterest

Hair In Progress-Pinterest

Hair In Progress-Pinterest

The Top 3 Reasons To Shoot A Transvestite

So you invest in a new camera and lens, and decide to take some amazing photos. You study photo blogs, watch videos, and read books about light, color and composition.

But what to shoot? Sunsets? Rainbows? Yellowstone National Park? Think again.

Rangers in Yellowstone National Park recently rescued a tourist who was trying to take a photo. All he wanted to do was take a great image that he could show his friends and family. But as he tried to get the right composition, he fell backwards off a cliff and by sheer luck got wedged in a small crevice in the Grand Canyon. They said he was lucky to land where he did because he was at the top of a 200 foot drop.

He would have been better off asking the park rangers where the transvestites hung out and have them pose. Here are the top three reasons to shoot a transvestite:

  1. You will probably not fall off a cliff. Most transvestites do not like heights.
  2. One of the first things you learn about photography is to try to tell a story, it rarely gets more interesting than a man dressed as a woman.
  3. You don’t have to sit and wait hours for the perfect light. Put him in a chair and ask him to smile, all transvestites love to be photographed.

Sure, you can go the traditional route and hike for miles into the woods or mountains in the middle of the night, and wait for a perfect sunrise. But as Ansel Adams, possibly the most famous photographer of all time once said: “A good photograph is knowing where to stand.”

Every picture tells a story

Every picture tells a story

Forced Feminization Fantasies-How will they know?

Most women have no idea what forced feminization is all about, so you need to explain it to them. But you may find that hard to do.

Can you just go up to the women at work and tell them that you like to be dressed up as a girl? Maybe you can, but then what? You want more, you want much more. How will they know exactly what you want to do once your makeup is finished?

Fortunately I have a Podcast episode that will give them some insight into your special fantasies. Yes, I talk about what I would do to you, but unfortunately I can’t be everywhere for everyone.

You might consider bookmarking the link where it can be easily found on your computer. Or accidentally email it to all the girls in your office. Or your girlfriend if you’re lucky enough to have one, or even your wife who probably has no idea.

Remember; the whole secret of existence is to have no fear. That and to always wear clean panties, because you never know who you might meet.

Listen to Forced Feminization Fantasies Here

Forced Feminization Fantasies

Forced Feminization Fantasies