It has been said that to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Now the problem with this philosophy is that you will need a lot of different outfits. Butt wait.
Consider this absolutely stunning Tiki Orchid Apron by Dots Diner. Clearly this is perfect for cleaning the living room, protective enough to whip up a four course meal in the kitchen, and with hot pink trim and black lace its definitely sexy enough for all kinds of bedroom activity.
Whether or not you choose to be a whore is up to you, the important thing is to stand by your man. Note: some men will prefer you to kneel.
The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.
Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.
Step 1: Purchase a pink petticoat and put it on. You panties do not have to match exactly, but consider complementary shades, consult a color wheel if necessary.
Step 2: Prance for at least five full minutes. This is one of the most important things you can do to break your petticoat in. Cartwheels and handstands are also helpful but may be beyond your ability. Ask your doctor if such extreme prancing is right for you.
Step 3: Take a few pictures for your friends at work and the boys at the bowling alley. Try different expressions although blowing kisses is a proven favorite with bowlers. If you have some props use them, you really can’t go wrong with cut flowers.
This gorgeous Pink Short Petticoat is available on Etsy and sold by Alison Ballard of Silly Old Seadog.
The problem with virtual sissy reality is that it can get very messy very fast. There are probably warnings in the instruction manual but you will be too busy figuring out the tremendous combination of fantasies.
If you think you can get through a three hour virtual forced feminization beauty salon session without exploding you’re just kidding yourself. I’d be surprised if you last until your shampoo is finished.
So for obvious reasons you will need a vinyl transparent skirt. Its easy to clean and it comes in five colors including clear (is that a color?) I suggest you use a dry one each time to avoid the risk of electric shock, unless you’re into that.
Rumors are that a satin lined vibrating ejaculator and jism catcher will be a standard accessory when you upgrade to the extreme sissy humiliation kit, but that may be a premature predication.
Michael, it was clear after just a few of our sessions that you are, and always have been, for lack of a better term, a sissy. I could tell by your mannerisms and, once I had you in a hypnotic state, I could dig deeper and find that my theory was valid.
You have scores of repressed memories that have been gnawing at you for years. After consulting heavily with my husband, we decided that the best thing for you was to bring out your sissy side and allow her to flourish. Her name is Wendy.
She’s been inside of you since you were ten. It’s not as though you have multiple personality disorder – my husband and I have seen this kind of thing before with other patients. You simply have denied yourself and your needs for so long that Wendy grew apart from you. We’ve brought her out of the dark, shown her the light, and now it’s time to reconcile.
She reached across her desk to an intercom. “Come,” she said. It seemed to only take a second before the door opened, revealing the other Dr. Herzog – my therapist’s handsome husband. “Charles, do come in and help this poor girl out,” she said, indicating me.
So you want to wear a lace harness? This naughty number will stop him in his tracks (you may or may not want that). Its made with soft stretch lace, satin ribbon ties, and Venice lace accents. Stunning on its own but also beautiful as a layering piece.
This Etsy shop is called Naughty Naughty Lingerie and is owned by Terry Rebecca Gilchrist. Terry wakes up and gets ready to “be the girl who will be making your panties” and smiles…ready to change the world, one comfy sleep bra and skirted thong at a time.
Note: you can’t change the world until you change your panties.
Sinical Magazine is an alternative/fetish modeling and photography magazine. Recent issues have featured: Dita Von Teese, Bianca Beauchamp, Masuimi Max, Chas Ray Krider, Steve Diet Goedde, and more.
Photographer Shannon Brooke said: “Sinical strives to interview the best in the business, and focuses on the darker side of the pinup world. The magazine holds a high end, sexier side of pinup and it sets such a beautiful tone. Any issue is just timeless, and could be a coffee table book in its sturdy quality.”
They are also accepting submissions for the March/April 2017 issue and the theme is pantyhose fetish combined with other fetish attire. Keep that in mind the next time you take photos.
A prankster who made New Jersey cops hopping mad is getting a break. Most charges were dropped against Kevin Hemmerich, who dressed up in a bunny suit and blew an air horn for four minutes in the lobby of police headquarters. Prosecutors are still charging Kevin with disorderly conduct for some reason, maybe they don’t like rabbits in New Jersey.
Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun. And when at last the work is done, don’t sit down it’s time to dig another one.
We went to the park this morning for a brisk walk, reveling in the beauty of January and breathing in the cool morning air. After about five minutes my friend announced that he’s freezing and is going back to the car.
The beauty of January
Sure, it was 20 degrees, but I was dressed for the weather wearing several layers of tight, thin clothing commonly known as base layers. Most guys do not wear the right base layers to stay warm and comfortable.
A base layer should be tight fitting so it traps air next to the skin and insulates the body from the cold as demonstrated by this man. Don’t forget a warm, comfortable pair of gloves. Wig, lipstick and adorable necklace are optional but highly recommended.
At the Doll Workshop you can catch up on doll news, read frequently asked questions, look at doll photo galleries and even watch doll videos. There is also a doll maintenance and care guide which I’m sure you’ll need sooner or later.
You should realize that these dolls do not have to be used only for sex. When you go out you can dress her up in yoga pants and a cute top like Leslie here and put her in front of your window to make burglars think someone is home.
Note: many burglars will still consider breaking in anyway so go easy on her makeup. Maybe dress her in something a little less attractive like an old housecoat and slippers.
DEAR ABBY: My brother and sister-in-law have been dressing my nephew, “Charlie,” in dresses and pink clothes. They say these are what the boy has chosen.
It would be one thing if Charlie were old enough to understand and still insisted he felt more comfortable in girls’ clothing. But at his age I feel what they’re doing will only confuse him. My sister-in-law knows this upsets my mother and yet it’s like she’s taunting her with texts and pictures of Charlie in pink and/or dresses.
Should we be worried about this or should it be none of our business? Are we overreacting? Would it be best to approach my brother to tell him our concerns? — TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND
Maybe they should wait until he’s old enough to understand, what’s the worst that can happen?
Under the Hood by DovSherman
Artwork by DovSherman on DeviantArt and posted under Crossdress, Curlers, Femdom, Humiliation, Salon and Sissy.
An unidentified Australian beauty parlor now charges an extra $10 for children who break down in tears when they’re getting a new hairdo. Now is that really what you want? That money can go towards a tip so the girls give you the best chair next time.
Just keep saying to yourself: big boys don’t cry, big boys don’t cry, big boys don’t cry.
What is the point? To be honest I don’t know if there is one, but it may be about getting out of your own tiny little world and thinking about others. Now I know what you’re thinking: Yes but no. I gave a quarter to a homeless guy last month so I’m good.
OK then, I’ll give you two big reasons to consider this. There is a drawing at Ride for Kids where you can enter to win a custom motorcycle for $5. The bike is a Honda CB1100 donated by American Honda and customized by Jason Paul Michaels. A new Honda CB1100 costs about $10,000 so this one should be worth considerably more. I don’t think anyone will have a problem with you selling it if you don’t ride or would rather have the cash.
The other reason is that all proceeds from this drawing go to the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation to help kids. That should be more than enough.
Pictured below is a Honda CB1100 reviewed in Rider magazine. I’ve seen them in showrooms and they are truly beautiful motorcycles. Not too tall, not too heavy, and top speed is only about 120 miles per hour. But that’s more than fast enough to put in a 400 mile day and think about the point of existence. Note: even 200 miles can seem like a long day if you stop to eat, take pictures and smell the roses.