Men in Mini Skirts

There is a comic in today’s paper called Speed Bump with a father and son shopping at the mall. The caption says: Remember son, we’re men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Linda Zoe shows that stereotypes are made to be broken wearing an adorable white mini skirt, seamed stockings and white high heels. Remember, you can try on outfits all day long and you don’t have to buy anything.

Tip: always ask the sales girls how you look, some men just don’t have the legs for a mini skirt.

Linda Zoe

Linda Zoe

Real Men Carry A Cute Purse

There are several advantages of carrying a smaller bag, but the main one is that its lighter. By the time you pack all your stuff into a large handbag it can weigh twenty pounds or more, which is tough on your whole body.

You don’t need to carry everything everywhere. Sure, its nice to pack extra makeup, pantyhose, condoms, tissues, books, binoculars, a full size camera and lenses, handguns, tasers, and even your Chihuahua, but its not necessary.

Marie Kondo wrote The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, which has absolutely nothing to do with purses, clutches, shoulder bags, crossdressers, transvestites or sissies, but she’s making a fortune. Its about determining which items spark joy. So put the dog down, grab your purse, throw in your lipstick, condoms and tissues and go to town.

Britney Smith (possibly not his real name) really nails it with his little bag and is ready to do whatever it is he does.

Britney Smith

Britney Smith

Spring Fashion for Men that Dress like Women

Fashion can be confusing for most guys, so start with the basics. These Wolford Fatal 15 Tights come in six different colors so you can wear something different to work each day. Note: learn the dress code (unless you’re the boss).

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Of Nurseries and Nighties

We took a ride to a local nursery today to look for seeds and Jiffy pots (not the popcorn things). If you ever want something to do on a cold winter day walking around a greenhouse is a fantastic way to spend an hour.

At the nursery

At the nursery

Looking at all the gorgeous flowers and plants made me think about spring and everything I love about it. My friend Michael was obviously thinking about the exact same thing because we looked at each other and both said: SPRING WARDROBE!

Michael likes gardening as well as prancing around his backyard in a nightgown, so this pink mesh nightie is perfect for him. This sheer nightie is sold by Carol Patterson, owner of My Sweet Mischief in Gold Coast, Australia.

The nightie is a soft nylon mesh, lined with a soft nylon knit fabric, but she can make it without the lining if you prefer it sheer. I suggest you get yours with the lining so you can have the neighbors over for coffee in the morning without feeling self conscious.

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh sheer nighty by My Sweet Mischief on Etsy

The Spring Crossdresser

You decide to go to the park to commune with nature, and celebrate another wonderful spring. Walking around very comfortably, you notice the new buds, plants and flowers that make this time of year so special.

Reaching for the phone in your purse to take a few pictures of the pretty Daffodils, you’re suddenly aware of people all around you. Mostly young women walking their dogs and a few joggers. You hear them laughing and whispering but try to focus on the flowers. Eventually, you glance over and it seems that everyone is staring at you. Now you’re not so comfortable.

Feeling a bit self conscious, you continue taking pictures and try to ignore them, but you can no longer concentrate and decide to leave. You’re angry at yourself for worrying about what other people think, might think, but reluctantly head back to your car.

A very pretty jogger is headed your way and you keep walking. Then she stops, they almost never stop. So you brace yourself, wondering what she is going to say.

She looks you up and down with the beginning of a smile, and then stares into your eyes. WHAT IS SHE THINKING, WHAT DOES SHE WANT, WHAT WILL SHE SAY, you wonder.

Then she comes right out with it; “Oh-My-God that dress is amazing! Where did you get it?”

Whether you tell her on not is up to you, but be aware that if you do pretty soon everyone might be wearing the same dress. Is that what you really want?

Note: this dress only comes in extra small, small or medium, so you might want to check out the complete Spring Flower collection.

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

Artista Festivity Cream Dress

Crossdressing Spring Fashion 2016

It’s not spring yet officially, but with the snow melting and warmer weather it’s not far off. So you’re probably thinking about new styles to fill your lingerie drawers and closet. Butt wait….what about your hair?

Before you even go shopping, you’ll have to do your hair and makeup, so I’ve put together a new Pinterest board to give you some ideas and inspiration. While you’re there check out my other new board called Corsets and Waist Training.

Corsets you say? But aren’t corsets uncomfortable and sometimes even painful? Well girls, and I use the term loosely, it is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. Write that down.

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest

Curls For Girls on Pinterest