There is a comic in today’s paper called Speed Bump with a father and son shopping at the mall. The caption says: Remember son, we’re men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.
Linda Zoe shows that stereotypes are made to be broken wearing an adorable white mini skirt, seamed stockings and white high heels. Remember, you can try on outfits all day long and you don’t have to buy anything.
Tip: always ask the sales girls how you look, some men just don’t have the legs for a mini skirt.
Fashion can be confusing for most guys, so start with the basics. These Wolford Fatal 15 Tights come in six different colors so you can wear something different to work each day. Note: learn the dress code (unless you’re the boss).
The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.
Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.
Are you a man or a mouse? You don’t have to decide now, but consider the ever popular sexy mouse costume for men.
According to the website I found this on, you can craft your costume using accessories and pieces of clothing that you already have in your closet. This mouse kit includes an ear headband, pink bow tie, and long tail.
Now all you need is a cute crop top, T-shirt bra, frilly panties, and a tutu, which you probably already have in your closet.
You will also need a wig, makeup, and mouse shoes. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Mouse shoes, where am I going to get mouse shoes? Do they even make such a thing?”
Yes they do. Just search Mouse Shoes and you will find everything from sneakers to flats to very high heels. All you have to do is find them in your size.
Are you tired of blurry, grainy, badly composed photos of crossdressers, sissies and transvestites? Do you feel that great erotica is more than just nudity? Would you like to look at something other than men in panties and lingerie once in a while?
Well if so you’re in luck and I have just the thing for you. Its classy, its tasteful, and its also very erotic. Its called Sally’s Erotic Images and its one of the best blogs I’ve ever seen.
I chose this image rather than one of her more graphic ones because I love black and white photography, especially in a portrait of a beautiful woman.
“Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.” Write that down.
You’ve been planning this night all year, and you’re finally ready to go out into the world dressed as an adorable, sexy girl. Your outfit has been carefully chosen, you found someone to do your hair and makeup, your lingerie fits like a second skin, and you know exactly where you want to go and what you want to do.
I have a few quick suggestions to help you make this a memorable night.
1: Carry a medium to large purse. Not only will you need a place to stash your makeup, phone, and wallet, a full purse makes a great weapon if needed.
2: Bring extra panties, pantyhose and condoms. You may not need any of those, but just knowing they’re there will let you concentrate on having a great time.
3: Remember, you may be dressed like a slut but you’re not a prostitute, probably.
You see sweetheart, your mother told me you’ve been dressing up in her clothes when she’s not home. And this has been going on for a while now.
You see, she wasn’t sure at first about your dressing up, and asked me what I thought. So I suggested that she keep an eye on your favorite things for a few weeks, to see if they’ve actually been worn.
Apparently these are a few of your favorite things.
It’s just like the song! Do you know that song sweetie? It goes like this:
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that stay on my nose and eye lashes. Silver white winters that melt into spring, these are a few of my favorite things. La-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la. La-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la…