Spring Fashion for Men that Dress like Women

Fashion can be confusing for most guys, so start with the basics. These Wolford Fatal 15 Tights come in six different colors so you can wear something different to work each day. Note: learn the dress code (unless you’re the boss).

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights

Attention Crossdressing Walmart Shoppers

Walmart not only has a great selection of lingerie but they have most things in large and extra large sizes. This Avidlove Chemise with G-String is only $10 and comes in black, red and purple.

Stop in one day, pick up some fishing line or something and head to the lingerie department. Don’t worry too much about helpful sales girls rushing over to ask you a million questions, because most are busy stocking shelves and complaining about overtime.

You might think the tricky part will be at the checkout line, but again they don’t really care as long as you aren’t a shoplifter. Just smile and act natural as you pay for you frilly lingerie and G-string.

Note: When you’re in the lingerie section get some full cut panties and ditch the G-string later. If by some chance someone does come up to you and ask if you need help, just tell her you need to buy some big girl panties. She will understand completely.

Avidlove Chemise with G-String

Avidlove Chemise with G-String

Of Nurseries and Nighties

We took a ride to a local nursery today to look for seeds and Jiffy pots (not the popcorn things). If you ever want something to do on a cold winter day walking around a greenhouse is a fantastic way to spend an hour.

At the nursery

At the nursery

Looking at all the gorgeous flowers and plants made me think about spring and everything I love about it. My friend Michael was obviously thinking about the exact same thing because we looked at each other and both said: SPRING WARDROBE!

Michael likes gardening as well as prancing around his backyard in a nightgown, so this pink mesh nightie is perfect for him. This sheer nightie is sold by Carol Patterson, owner of My Sweet Mischief in Gold Coast, Australia.

The nightie is a soft nylon mesh, lined with a soft nylon knit fabric, but she can make it without the lining if you prefer it sheer. I suggest you get yours with the lining so you can have the neighbors over for coffee in the morning without feeling self conscious.

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh nightie

Pink mesh sheer nighty by My Sweet Mischief on Etsy

Real Men Wear Kimonos

You have some friends over to watch the Super Bowl and you just want to relax and be comfortable. But you hesitate to wear your pink babydoll nightgown and stockings because you don’t want the guys to get the wrong idea. What to do, what to do?

Consider a simple Kimono. I saw this one on Etsy and even though it may seem slightly feminine and made of silk, its considered Unisex. Slip on satin panties and a bra, put your hair up, go easy on the makeup, and you’re just one of the guys enjoying the game in a comfy robe (more or less).

Note: this one is missing the belt so make sure to keep it closed at all times. Men get easily bored during commercials and may still get the wrong idea. Remind that your Kimono is Unisex and your panties and bra are just a fashion choice.

Unisex Silk Kimono

Unisex Silk Kimono

Vintage 70’s Embroidered Silk Kimono by MTTC on Etsy

Ironing Tips For Men

The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.

Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.

Rachel Boomboom

Rachel Boomboom

How To Wear A Pink Petticoat-A Guide For Men

Step 1: Purchase a pink petticoat and put it on. You panties do not have to match exactly, but consider complementary shades, consult a color wheel if necessary.

Step 2: Prance for at least five full minutes. This is one of the most important things you can do to break your petticoat in. Cartwheels and handstands are also helpful but may be beyond your ability. Ask your doctor if such extreme prancing is right for you.

Step 3: Take a few pictures for your friends at work and the boys at the bowling alley. Try different expressions although blowing kisses is a proven favorite with bowlers. If you have some props use them, you really can’t go wrong with cut flowers.

This gorgeous Pink Short Petticoat is available on Etsy and sold by Alison Ballard of Silly Old Seadog.

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat

Pink Short Petticoat by Silly Old Seadog on Etsy

Harness Racing

So you want to wear a lace harness? This naughty number will stop him in his tracks (you may or may not want that). Its made with soft stretch lace, satin ribbon ties, and Venice lace accents. Stunning on its own but also beautiful as a layering piece.

This Etsy shop is called Naughty Naughty Lingerie and is owned by Terry Rebecca Gilchrist. Terry wakes up and gets ready to “be the girl who will be making your panties” and smiles…ready to change the world, one comfy sleep bra and skirted thong at a time.

Note: you can’t change the world until you change your panties.

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness

Black Lace Harness by Naughty Naughty on Etsy

Base Layers

We went to the park this morning for a brisk walk, reveling in the beauty of January and breathing in the cool morning air. After about five minutes my friend announced that he’s freezing and is going back to the car.

The beauty of January

The beauty of January

Sure, it was 20 degrees, but I was dressed for the weather wearing several layers of tight, thin clothing commonly known as base layers. Most guys do not wear the right base layers to stay warm and comfortable.

A base layer should be tight fitting so it traps air next to the skin and insulates the body from the cold as demonstrated by this man. Don’t forget a warm, comfortable pair of gloves. Wig, lipstick and adorable necklace are optional but highly recommended.

Base Layers

Base Layers

Not Your Mother’s Panty Girdle

This is the Rago Lacette panty girdle, perfect for hang gliding, bow hunting and long fishing trips. Bra, stockings and gloves not included. Note: black lace gloves may not be needed for fishing but they definitely make a statement.

Just Figures is a husband and wife owned shop specializing in well made beautiful shapewear, garter belts and hosiery in sizes from extra small to extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large. Check it out.

Lacette Panty Girdle

Lacette Panty Girdle

Lacette Panty Girdle

The Sum of All Fears and The Pink Peignoir Principle

The sum of all fears is, of course, death. But by dwelling on this its easy to become anxious, depressed and confused.

One of the best ways to get over this fear is to use a method favored by crossdressing philosophers all over the world, The Pink Peignoir Principle.

The Pink Peignoir Principle states that by looking deeply into impermanence you will understand, and eventually know deep inside, that there are better things to come. This must be done wearing pink panties and a pink peignoir.

Unfortunately this one is out of stock so you may have to wait for enlightenment. Until then consider the words of French philosopher Robe De Chambre: “Je me sens jolie, spirituelle et lumineuse!”

Pink Peignoir Set

Pink Peignoir Set

Vintage 1950s Pretty in Hot Pink Peignoir Set – BlackCakeClothing.com

In Her Panty Drawer

I was on one of my favorite websites yesterday looking at their new lingerie collection, when I noticed a buying guide for men. They had some tips that could conceivably get you into trouble, but maybe its just me.

Tip 1: What size is she? The best way to find out is to look in her lingerie drawer, and see what size she has the most of.

Tip 2: What style bra does she like? Once you figure this out, find out if she wears a brief, shortie or perhaps a thong.

Tip 3: Choose colors she’ll love. Have a look in her drawer again.

Of course it would be easier and more exciting to try on a few of her things and see how they feel. Just don’t get caught.

Pretty and witty and...

Pretty and witty and…

It began with a bra

Last fall I wrote about an adorable nightdress from Indian lingerie retailer Zivame. Their mission statement is this: “It began with a bra. With a dream to go beyond. Beyond limited choices. Beyond everything women were used to. Beyond just lingerie.”

You may be one of the 85% of people in the world wearing the wrong bra, but it’s hard to wear the wrong babydoll. Take a look.

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

Zivame Off Shoulder Babydoll

What’s a Bodystocking?

“One of the benefits of bodystockings is that they can be worn discreetly beneath just about any outfit. No one will know that you have a wonderful surprise for your special someone lingering beneath your clothing.”

Surprise!

Bodystocking

Bodystocking

I Saw Elvis

I saw the Elvis Lingerie Collection at Honey Birdette, and it’s beautiful. This model is wearing the Elvis Hotpant, which unfortunately is out of stock.

“Elvis is everywhere, man! He’s in everything. He’s in everybody.” Mojo Nixon

Elvis Collection-Honey Birdette

Elvis Collection-Honey Birdette

Elvis Collection-Honey Birdette

At the Soda Shop

This beauty is the Favorite Things Whisky Embroidered Sheer Tank from Dottie’s Delights, modeled by Gia Geneiveve.

Available in a bright fire engine red sheer with red trim and pink accents, or a bubblegum pink sheer with mint green accents. Panties, lipstick, and gum are not included.

If you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time consider prancing. Nine out of ten men can prance like a doe if sufficiently motivated.

Soda Shop-Dottie’s Delights

Soda Shop-Dottie's Delights

Soda Shop-Dottie’s Delights

The Halloween Sissy

Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Make sure you have the right lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset or bra, heels and dress. You’ll also need to do something with your hair, and for many of you that means a wig.

Makeup help is always available and is as close as your local beauty salon. Ideally you’ll stop in ahead of time and make an appointment, then come in that afternoon or evening fully dressed.

Make sure everything fits, practice walking in your high heels, and decide on the right jewelry and perfume. You’ll also need a cute purse or bag for lipstick, extra panties and of course condoms.

Just don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Head to toe

Head to toe

The Problem With Sissies

The problem with sissies is that they rarely take good photos of themselves. Maybe its a lack of technical knowledge, but I think its probably more of being in a hurry to get their panties off and change back into non sissy mode.

Yes, I know there are some sissies that dress up and prance around all the livelong day, but I think they are the exception.

So here is a very interesting Tumblr blog I found featuring a little bit of everything. Its called Menelwena for some reason, possibly because that’s her name. Some images are NSFW but are very tasteful. Enjoy.

Menelwena.Tumblr

Rita Ora from Menelwena.Tumblr

Rita Ora from Menelwena.Tumblr

The Creative Crossdresser

I put together a new Pinterest board called Lingerie For Men, and it wasn’t as easy as you’d think. Out of hundreds of great photos of beautiful women in lingerie only a few stood out. Only a few were really different, or what I think of as creative.

Yes, they were all gorgeous, and they were all wearing incredible pieces of lingerie in pretty colors, but most had the same expression and pose. Either they were sitting in a chair, often backwards, leaning against a wall, or lying on a couch or bed.

The same is true for the thousands of photos of crossdressers I see all over the web, especially Pinterest. So these photos are meant to give you some ideas and inspiration to try something new, rather than take a quick selfie in your bathroom.

For example, many of you don’t want to show your face so you blur it or crop out your head. The photo below is a fantastic example of a way to do something different, something creative that you’ll be proud to show your friends at work and post online.

As Ansel Adams once said: “There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.” OK that’s actually a bit confusing, but take what you can from it.

Lingerie For Men on Pinterest

Lingerie For Men on Pinterest

Lingerie For Men on Pinterest

The Most Interesting Man In The World Is A Crossdresser

The most interesting man in the world, in my opinion, wears panties, bras, nightgowns, skirts, blouses, dresses, wigs and makeup. The most interesting man in the world is a 20 year old straight guy from the UK. His favorite hobby is crossdressing and taking pictures of himself every time he dresses up as Lucy.

The most interesting man in the world is one of very, very few men to post photos of himself in male mode when he’s not dressed up as a girl. His parents know about his hobby, I’m guessing a lot of his friends know, and he doesn’t seem to care.

THIS GUY HAS BALLS! (not shown).

Lucy-CD.tumblr

The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World