A Maid in the Living Room, a Cook in the Kitchen and a Whore in the Bedroom

It has been said that to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Now the problem with this philosophy is that you will need a lot of different outfits. Butt wait.

Consider this absolutely stunning Tiki Orchid Apron by Dots Diner. Clearly this is perfect for cleaning the living room, protective enough to whip up a four course meal in the kitchen, and with hot pink trim and black lace its definitely sexy enough for all kinds of bedroom activity.

Whether or not you choose to be a whore is up to you, the important thing is to stand by your man. Note: some men will prefer you to kneel.

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron by Dotties Diner on Etsy

Photography by Lady Lux Productions

Down the Rabbit Hole

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.

“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.

“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”

A mental illness is a disease that causes mild to severe disturbances in thought and/or behavior, resulting in an inability to cope with life’s ordinary demands and routines.

If you or someone you know is suffering from a mental illness call Alex Trebek. Your question must be in the form of a question and you must choose a category. Choose wisely.

Stop! In the name of love

Stop! In the name of love

Creative Sissy Photography

This is Tania Sissy, a sissy maid now living in France. He has a beautiful collection of very creative photos in all kinds of cute outfits and masks. His other interests include music and gardening.

“A garden to walk in and immensity to dream in-what more could he ask? A few flowers at his feet and above him the stars.”

Tania Sissy

Tania Sissy

Tania Sissy

A Gift For Lucy CD

You may know Lucy from his photos on Pinterest, his blog, or my post back in February. I said then that he is the most interesting man in the world and after reading a recent post I’m sure of it. He talks about crossdressing, women’s fashion, society and changing the world. This is a very small part of it and I hope you show him some love for being such an amazing person.

“When I dress up I’m expressing my natural femininity as an image, my feminine personality. It’s not a form of escapism or another persona, it’s another image of who I am. Plus I really love women’s fashion.”

“However the fact that fashion is men’s and women’s’ really gets to me in a way, it’s more accepting for a woman to be masculine than it is for a man to be feminine. I also think that clothing should be masculine or feminine, so individuals can wear what suits their personality, not clothing simply assigned to their gender.”

“It is said to “be the change you want to see in the world” however with societies views on CrossDressing I really have no idea what could even be done or how to even start. As it’s forcing most CrossDressers to stay in the dark, therefore it is not known or understood by most people. If it was seen more often, it would likely reduce prejudice etc. The only hope I can see currently is that some Transgender individuals are beginning to be accepted. This is not the same at CrossDressing but it does give hope that society may one day understand it and accept it.”

There’s a lot more and I hope you take the time to read it. Merry Christmas Lucy.

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I Love Lucy

I Love Lucy

A Portrait of a Crossdressing Caption Artist-The Sublime and the Ridiculous

Me: So how did you get into making crossdressing captions Arthur?

Art: Good question. I retired several years ago, and nothing I did was really satisfying. Sure, I have motorcycles, race cars and other hobbies, but I felt stressed out most of the time. One day I was coming home from a long ride, passed a little beauty salon in the middle of nowhere, and for some reason started thinking about forced feminization. That night I made my first caption. After that it became what I feel is a very creative outlet and an excellent stress reliever. What do you think?

Me: Well to be honest I think it’s a bit silly, if not completely ridiculous. What are your other hobbies?

Art: I take pictures of old cameras in the woods. Sometimes I’ll ride a hundred miles to find the right place and set everything up, then take thousands of photos. They are my interpretation of the sublime aspects of reality.

Me: Interesting. So what, in your opinion, is reality Arthur?

Art: It’s a bitch Teresa.

Me: Agreed.

The Sublime and the Ridiculous

The Sublime and the Ridiculous

The Most Interesting Man In The World Is A Crossdresser

The most interesting man in the world, in my opinion, wears panties, bras, nightgowns, skirts, blouses, dresses, wigs and makeup. The most interesting man in the world is a 20 year old straight guy from the UK. His favorite hobby is crossdressing and taking pictures of himself every time he dresses up as Lucy.

The most interesting man in the world is one of very, very few men to post photos of himself in male mode when he’s not dressed up as a girl. His parents know about his hobby, I’m guessing a lot of his friends know, and he doesn’t seem to care.

THIS GUY HAS BALLS! (not shown).

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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Sally’s Erotic Images and Other Thoughts

Are you tired of blurry, grainy, badly composed photos of crossdressers, sissies and transvestites? Do you feel that great erotica is more than just nudity? Would you like to look at something other than men in panties and lingerie once in a while?

Well if so you’re in luck and I have just the thing for you. Its classy, its tasteful, and its also very erotic. Its called Sally’s Erotic Images and its one of the best blogs I’ve ever seen.

I chose this image rather than one of her more graphic ones because I love black and white photography, especially in a portrait of a beautiful woman.

“Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.” Write that down.

Sally’s Erotic Images

Sally's Erotic Images

Sally’s Erotic Images

Crossdressing Essentials-The Right Bra Can Save Your Life

Many of you guys don’t wear a bra as often as you should, so here is something to consider every time you get dressed up.

I just read this today: “A Brazilian woman is lucky to be alive after her bra prevented a stray bullet from entering her body close to her heart. An underwire bra saved a woman’s life after she was hit by a robber’s bullet in Brazil. Ivete Medeiros was reportedly hit by the stray round as she was leaving a supermarket in the city. Holding up her dress to show reporters where the bullet had torn it, she revealed the black lace underwire bra she had been wearing, and the bullet that had become lodged inside.”

So, do you know the difference between a bandeau bra, a bridal bra, a convertible bra, a demi bra, a minimizer bra, a peephole bra, a push-up bra, a racerback bra, a shelf bra, a softcup bra, a plunge bra and an underwire bra?

I suggest you get one (or more) of each, wear them regularly and learn for yourself.

Note: If you do accidentally get shot and saved by your bra, you are under no obligation to show it to a reporter, unless he’s very cute.

Paige James

Paige James

Prescription Panties

It seems that a lot of you guys feel confused, anxious, and sometimes depressed about your crossdressing desires. You have a ball dressing up, and then get all stressed out later on. Have you ever wondered why?

Of course when you were younger there were definite reasons to be confused and anxious. What if your friends find out? Why are you so obsessed with wearing women’s clothes? Is this wrong? But now that you’re all grown up you know some of these answers, at least I hope you do.

You know that this is not wrong, and really not that unusual at all. As to worrying about your friends and partner finding out, that’s something you have to work out on your own.

I think that wearing panties is not the problem. Its NOT wearing them. How do you expect to feel when you dress up in secret, locking all the doors and pulling down the blinds like a criminal? Then, to make things even more complicated, you hide them somewhere and then worry about them being found.

I suggest you consider Prescription Panties. Its not the panties as much as the prescription, which is: P.R.N-wear as needed.

Now, when is wearing panties needed?

When you feel anxious and depressed for one. Did you know that a hangover is not caused by the alcohol in your body but by the absence of alcohol? Same thing here (kinda/sorta). If you take away things that make you feel good you’ll have withdrawals.

Having a rough day at work? Duck into the bathroom and put on those panties. Not only will you feel great, but you’ll forget about the trivial thing that is making your day so rough.

Anxious about the Mother in law coming over for the weekend? Wear your favorite panties and pantyhose under your jeans. Smile, and tell her how good she looks when she tells you again about all the other guys your wife could have married.

Feeling lonely and depressed because you’re all alone on a Friday night? Dress to thrill. Break out everything and practice walking in heels. Pretend you’re a model, work on that catwalk strut.

Remember though, this is a prescription and should be followed carefully, although as needed varies tremendously.

Science is a wonderful thing, and the best part is that it can be interpreted any way you want. Now get dressed!

Prescription Panties

Prescription Panties

The 8 Month Erection

This is why I read the N.Y. Post.

Daniel Metzgar of Wilmington Delaware is suing a doctor for allegedly botching a penile-implant operation in 2009 and leaving him with an erection that lasted eight months.

The suit says that Metzgar had trouble doing things such as getting the morning newspaper and riding a motorcycle.

This is something to consider the next time you get mad at another biker for not waving. Some people have it harder than others.

Ride Hard

Ride Hard

The Crossdresser In Therapy

Billy had been seeing a psychiatrist for almost a year, and was no closer to figuring anything out than he was on day one.

Three times a week he would come in and say pretty much the same thing: “I like to dress up as a girl but I feel guilty about it.”

Both he and Doctor Gestalt realized that not only was he making no progress, but that he had spent close to $30,000 so far. Billy was frustrated, and often thought he would have been much better off if he just bought that motorcycle he wanted instead of telling his deepest secrets to a complete stranger, and paying him a lot of money just to listen.

Finally out of desperation he told the doctor this and asked what he thought he should do. Much to his surprise the doctor was sympathetic and had a suggestion.

“Why don’t you just buy a dress? I know where you can get a gorgeous spandex mini dress for $30, and if you need a custom size its only $5 more.”

Billy considered that for a second, and was about to discuss the available colors when it stuck him as odd that the doctor knew this.

“Wait a minute-wait a minute, how do you know where to get a cute mini dress? Holy crap, you must be a sissy!”

Doctor Gestalt took a hit from his cigar and smiled. “No Billy, I’m a crossdresser. There’s a difference you know?”

“Are you fucking kidding me? Why didn’t you tell me? I spent a fortune here and you just sat there asking me what I think and smoking that stupid cigar?”

“Doctor Gestalt wiped the ashes from his $2,000 slacks and said: “For one thing you never asked me, and more important what I do in the privacy of my home is none of your business. By the way, I’m selling my BMW GS and I can give you a great deal on it.”

Billy considered everything that was said in the last ten minutes, the money he spent, the hours in the smokey office, and took a couple of deep breaths as taught by a previous therapist. Then he calmly got up and hit Doctor Gestalt so hard that he fell off his $8,000 antique chair and lay moaning on the floor.

“OK Doctor Sissy, how much for the GS?”

It took Doctor Gestalt a minute to catch his breath and pick himself up off his $14,000 berber carpet.

“Its Doctor Crossdresser Billy, and if you really want it make me an offer.”

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Billy ended up buying the mini dress and the bike and is paying the doctor in weekly installments.

Note: You never see a motorcycle at a psychiatrist’s office. Unless its a very happy guy in a shocking pink mini dress on a BMW R1200 GS.

I’m In Love-a poem

By Charles Bukowski

she’s young, she said,
but look at me,
I have pretty ankles,
and look at my wrists, I have pretty
wrists
o my god,
I thought it was all working,
and now it’s her again,
every time she phones you go crazy,
you told me it was over
you told me it was finished,
listen, I’ve lived long enough to become a
good woman,
why do you need a bad woman?
you need to be tortured, don’t you?
you think life is rotten if somebody treats you
rotten it all fits,
doesn’t it?
tell me, is that it? do you want to be treated like a
piece of shit?
and my son, my son was going to meet you.
I told my son
and I dropped all my lovers.
I stood up in a cafe and screamed
I’M IN LOVE,
and now you’ve made a fool of me. . .
I’m sorry, I said, I’m really sorry.
hold me, she said, will you please hold me?
I’ve never been in one of these things before, I said,
these triangles. . .
she got up and lit a cigarette, she was trembling all
over. she paced up and down, wild and crazy. she had
a small body. her arms were thin, very thin and when
she screamed and started beating me I held her
wrists and then I got it through the eyes: hatred,
centuries deep and true. I was wrong and graceless and
sick. all the things I had learned had been wasted.
there was no creature living as foul as I
and all my poems were
false.

Go Ask Teresa-Mothers

J: Dear Miss Teresa, I’d like to know how the Mother fits in to all of this. What in your experience is the connection?

Me: Well J, this is a very delicate subject. Are you sure you want to get into it? Wouldn’t you rather discuss something else? What’s your favorite kind of cheese?

J: Do you think that crossdressing is a variation on the Oedipus complex?

Me: Little known fact. Oedipus used to design very intricate birdhouses. He was one of the first to create the bird condominium, with little indoor and outdoor pools, and a tiny gym where they could work out.

J: I mean, so many stories have to do with being caught by Mom, and then dressed as one of her girls. And I think that most crossdressers began by dressing in their Mother’s clothes. Also, it seems to be a very common fantasy to be shipped off to girls school or a relative like an Aunt. Do you think this is a substitute for the Mother figure?

Me: Did you know that some ants can lift 10-50 times their body weight? Wouldn’t it be cool if they got together at night and moved peoples cars just to flip them out?

J: I think this is a very important issue, and has a lot to do with the incredible guilt that so many people deal with, don’t you?

Me: OK J, I’ll be serious. First of all, gender awareness and human sexual development begins at the age of 2 or 3. To get technical:

“In “normal” development, the Oedipus complex is resolved. The son now identifies with the father; he no longer views him as a rival. The son develops affection for, not libidinal attraction to the mother. The sexual libido directed toward the mother is sublimated and becomes non-sexual affection. The son seeks a female (sexual) partner other than the mother. Libidinal attachment to the mother is SUBLIMATED into sexual attraction for other women (substitutes).”  Sigmund Freud-Dissolution of the Oedipal Complex

Right, well what does that mean? He used to do a lot of blow so its hard to follow. Basically it means nothing, its just a theory. A theory is a guess. So what I am going to say is more or less my theory, my guess, and my opinion.

This is a hypothetical case, I know that not all crossdressers get sexually aroused from it, or have fantasies about forced feminization and humiliation.

I think that sex is one of the most confusing things in our lives. For some it comes easy (excuse the pun), but for others it takes a lifetime to figure out. For a crossdresser the feeling of first putting on women’s clothes, say a pair of panties, is a highly erotic and pleasurable experience. Soon afterwards it becomes a confusing and anxiety producing compulsion, that cannot be denied or ignored. He continues to dress up despite more and more stress and guilt.

As he reaches adolescence and begins to masturbate, his confusion is multiplied. Not only is he wearing female underwear, but he is often fantasizing about being feminized by women, and sometimes it may be his Mother. My guess is that to avoid this guilt of being aroused while thinking about her, he begins to substitute others in her role. A neighbor, the girls at school, a relative, or maybe all of them at a large party.

So to makes things more complicated, he now has a fetish to wear women’s clothes, he has fantasies about being dominated, feminized, and humiliated, and he has little if any desire for a normal sexual relationship with a woman. In a nutshell, he’s a mess!

Should I go on?

J: Is it too late to talk about cheese?

Me: Oh yes, I’m on a roll.

J: Actually Miss Teresa, everything you’ve said is right on the money. I don’t know how you could possibly know all this, but this is exactly what I went through. Exactly!

Me: OK J, let me sum it up as painlessly as I can. This may seem extreme, but being gay, or bisexual in my case, is just as confusing and stressful. When your desires and sexual preference seems wrong, you may feel like its your fault, and that something is wrong with you. There are no easy answers, and many people spend half their lives trying to be someone they’re not, and that’s if they finally figure it out! Just know that being different is not a bad thing although it will be hard, and there is help and support out there no matter what your situation. Was that any help at all?

J: I’m going to call my Mom.

Me: Me too!

Go Ask Teresa: Crossdressing advice, help and insight

Go Ask Teresa: Crossdressing advice, help and insight