A Maid in the Living Room, a Cook in the Kitchen and a Whore in the Bedroom

It has been said that to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Now the problem with this philosophy is that you will need a lot of different outfits. Butt wait.

Consider this absolutely stunning Tiki Orchid Apron by Dots Diner. Clearly this is perfect for cleaning the living room, protective enough to whip up a four course meal in the kitchen, and with hot pink trim and black lace its definitely sexy enough for all kinds of bedroom activity.

Whether or not you choose to be a whore is up to you, the important thing is to stand by your man. Note: some men will prefer you to kneel.

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron by Dotties Diner on Etsy

Photography by Lady Lux Productions

Special Requests-Transvestites In Trouble

I’m getting a lot of suggestions for new audio stories and a surprising number of them are about prostitution. Sure, a lot of guys are powdered, perfumed, primped, and pimped, but their hours are long and working conditions are terrible.

I sometimes miss the old days, when men were men and a simple caught in panties fantasy was enough. Blame the internet.

Note: Smoking’s bad m’kay?

Trouble, trouble, trouble

Trouble, trouble, trouble