Gentlemen, start your engines!

You want to buy the new Porsche 911 GT2 RS, but they sold out. You’ve been thinking about a cigarette boat but you quit smoking and don’t want to be tempted. You are the man with everything and want a new toy, but just aren’t sure about a new Ducati Multistrada since winter is coming.

What will you do?

I  have a suggestion as usual. Save the $329,000 that you would have spend on the Porsche, (that really sucks that they’re out of them doesn’t it?) and get yourself a state of the art masturbator!

“But Miss Teresa, I use my hand”

Please, anyone can do that. This is 2010 and there are people spending their whole day thinking up these things just to make you happy.

This little beauty is called the Cobra Libre.

I’ll let you read about the details, but lets just say that you’re gonna be the first kid on the block to have one. Keep the iPad, this is a necessity!