I have a feeling you’re already thinking about the summer. And I’ll bet you’re telling yourself that this year you’ll wear a bikini, right? Well, that’s easier said than done! First of all, you probably have no breasts. That and the fact that you may not be ready to shave your legs, chest, arms, and back all make this a bit tricky.
I have a suggestion. First of all, skip the bikini and go with a one piece suit. All women freak out about wearing a bikini at the beach, pool, or party. Even Kim Kardashian probably spends hours in front of the mirror before finally going out! I don’t really like bikini’s because I have 40 DD’s and I hate people talking to my chest.
My second suggestion is to consider staying home until you either get really brave, or buy oceanfront property and go out early. Even if you don’t have a pool, you can still enjoy the summer in a fantastic, comfy swimsuit, relaxing in the privacy of your own backyard. Make a pitcher of your favorite drink and kick back while the wife mows the lawn.
I know that for many people tan lines are something to be proud of, but you can always sit in the shade if you frequently walk around with your shirt off at the office.
These are all from Nordstrom’s and are just examples. JCPenny has fantastic stuff and you can order online then pick up at the store. No one will give you a second look.
The first one is a Carmen Marc Valvo ‘Metal Mesh’ plunging halter one piece. You know you’d look great in this!
Halter One Piece
Cute huh? Want to get a little fancier-then how about this Marc Jacobs Strapless One Piece. Yes, its strapless-go with it!
Strapless One Piece
Something more traditional sweetheart? How about a Rod Beattie ‘Sweetheart’ one piece. I may have to get this one for myself.
Sweetheart One Piece
OK, I can see you really want something special. Tuck yourself in and try a Juicy Couture Beach ‘Candy Bar’ Bandeau one piece. Believe me you can make it work!
Bandeau One Piece
I know what you’re thinking. “Can’t I just wear something colorful with a tummy flattening lining?” Was that it? If so, this ones for you! Its a Gottex ‘Reflection’ one piece.
Reflection One Piece
Sexy isn’t it? So now all you have to do is shave, wax, moisturize, stay on that diet, and enjoy life. Does that sound like a lot of work? Well that’s what women go through every day so get used to it (actually you can slack on the diet a bit if your in your backyard). Have a great summer!