The Male Secretary-Dress Code and Work Ethic

Working as a secretary can be a very rewarding job for a man if approached in the right way. Most if not all of your coworkers will be women, so you will have a ball talking about clothes, makeup, and cute guys. But there are certain things you have to consider, including occasionally doing some actual work.

Whether or not you can type 100 words per minute may not matter if you dress the part. First of all you need to follow the dress code. Office rules vary but matching lipstick and nail polish are almost always appreciated, especially as you will set an example for the other girls.

The always lovely Linda Zoe (possibly not his real name) demonstrates some of the essentials.

Dressed For Success

Dressed For Success

At some point you will have to stop browsing lingerie and porn sites and just do your job, they probably didn’t hire you just because you look great in a short dress. There are files to file, paperclips to sort and the always stressful taking dictation in shorthand (keep your legs crossed).

Lost in thought

Lost in thought

Now this may be your dream job and the pay can be fantastic, but its not all sitting pretty and reapplying your lipstick. Common secretary duties include answering telephones, greeting visitors, ordering supplies and providing various services to customers. You have to take your job very seriously and you have to be a team player.

Of course, most men have the attention span of a goldfish when work is not all that exciting, so there is one more skill to master. This may take practice but in the long run it will pay off every time. When your boss asks for the report you were supposed to have finished hours ago but completely forgot about, its time for the move.

Slowly stand up from your desk making sure the tops of your stockings are showing, smooth your dress and show him those gorgeous legs. Get close enough to him so that he can smell your perfume and look him right in the eye. Next is the tricky part and you may have to tailor your response to the man in charge.

Lick your lips and say: Oh Mister Manager, I’m so, so sorry, is there anything I can do to make this up to you? Anything? Nine out of ten men will find something for you to do but be discreet, its harder to sleep your way to the top when the other girls are doing the same thing.

The Move

The Move

A Maid in the Living Room, a Cook in the Kitchen and a Whore in the Bedroom

It has been said that to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Now the problem with this philosophy is that you will need a lot of different outfits. Butt wait.

Consider this absolutely stunning Tiki Orchid Apron by Dots Diner. Clearly this is perfect for cleaning the living room, protective enough to whip up a four course meal in the kitchen, and with hot pink trim and black lace its definitely sexy enough for all kinds of bedroom activity.

Whether or not you choose to be a whore is up to you, the important thing is to stand by your man. Note: some men will prefer you to kneel.

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron

Tiki Pinup Orchid Darling Apron by Dotties Diner on Etsy

Photography by Lady Lux Productions

Ironing Tips For Men

The first step in successfully ironing your clothes is making sure you have the right tools for the job. The right tools include an adorable dress, stockings and high heels. Lipstick, earrings and nail polish are optional but can help you channel your inner housewife.

Rachel Boomboom (possibly not his real name) demonstrates the proper stance, its all about balance and posture.

Rachel Boomboom

Rachel Boomboom

Sissy Maid Jobs and Professional Male Models

Let me start by saying that I have no idea if this man is a sissy or even a professional maid. The lovely Gina pictured below (possibly not his real name) is modeling a professional lockable satin french maid uniform over a four layer satin petticoat. He also has on stockings, a wig and lipstick, but he may just be helping out a friend.

My point is that all over the world women are trying to sell clothing like this, and wish they had the right man to model for them. I used to sell sissy dresses, maid uniforms and lingerie, and believe it or not I could not find the right guy to model for me and let me post his photos on my website.

I suggest you get a few cute outfits, take some quality photos and start a portfolio. Then you can take out ads on various sites like Pinterest or even in your local newspaper offering your modeling services. You can also contact online shops like this one and politely ask if they need a model. Unfortunately you may have to try on hundreds of dresses, blouses, skirts, and nightgowns and take thousands of photos until steady work comes in. Be patient.

Start with this beautiful satin french maid uniform available in 16 colors and priced at only $64. The Etsy shop is called Hand Made Petticoats and is run by Maria Ferguson, who also has gorgeous satin panties as well as a tremendous collection of handmade petticoats.

Note: at this time I don’t need another maid but send in your photos and I will consider sharing them.

Professional Satin Maid Uniform

Professional Satin Maid Uniform

Professional Satin Maid Uniform by Hand Made Petticoats on Etsy

Seasonal Sissy Maid Jobs

So you wanna be a sissy maid but are having trouble finding work? Well next month there will be a huge demand for sissy maids, and all you have to do is take advantage of it.

Super Bowl 50 is coming up very, very soon, and this is a golden opportunity. Men that watch football need one important thing besides a large screen TV, beer and food. They need to be served more beer and more food every few minutes.

This year, instead of sitting there watching the game with your friends, make yourself useful and help everyone enjoy the event. Bring them beer and serve them the usual junk food, but serve it with a smile.

Tip 1: If you can make your own delicious snacks you will probably be invited back for other occasions, there is always a need for someone to cook, serve and clean.

Tip 2: Studies show that men prefer their sissy maids to wear bright colors, so don’t limit yourself to the usual black maids outfit. Same with stocking or tights and heels.

Tip 3: Bright red lipstick is traditional but feel free to wear other related colors, especially pink.

Tip 4: Don’t forget halftime. Most halftime shows are relatively boring, so with a little creative thinking you can make this Super Bowl one that the guys will never forget (consider knee pads).

Super Bowl Sissy Maid

Super Bowl Sissy Maid